1 00:00:11,335 --> 00:00:13,490 [Yawns] 2 00:00:20,957 --> 00:00:22,752 [Yells] 3 00:00:22,752 --> 00:00:26,760 You know? Being a god... 4 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,600 living in Olympus... is no job for a weakling. 5 00:00:32,626 --> 00:00:34,676 Take me, for example. 6 00:00:34,676 --> 00:00:41,802 The God of War even I have to work hard. 7 00:00:45,998 --> 00:00:49,727 I'm tired of being a nobody, Ares. 8 00:00:50,315 --> 00:00:56,135 I mean... 'Strife the God of War's nephew' 9 00:00:56,135 --> 00:00:57,714 I mean, what does it say to anybody? 10 00:00:57,714 --> 00:01:00,144 I mean, I'm ready for the big time. 11 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:06,385 Why can't I be, uh... 'Disaster', or... uh... 'Catastrophe'? 12 00:01:06,385 --> 00:01:09,040 OK, well that's hard to spell. 13 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:15,497 If you wanna be a real god you gotta prove yourself worthy! 14 00:01:15,497 --> 00:01:20,768 You gotta act like a god and make mortals suffer! 15 00:01:20,768 --> 00:01:23,529 Been there done that! 16 00:01:23,529 --> 00:01:27,400 I'm Strife. I'm bad! 17 00:01:27,853 --> 00:01:29,347 Try 'Naughty'. 18 00:01:29,347 --> 00:01:32,716 If you were any good at being bad, you'd dare what no god has dared before 19 00:01:32,716 --> 00:01:36,636 destroy a mortal Son of Zeus. 20 00:01:38,428 --> 00:01:42,426 Hmm... ha! You mean, Hercules. 21 00:01:42,426 --> 00:01:47,273 My half-brother! Alcmene's brat! 22 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,319 The apple of my father's all-seeing eye! 23 00:01:53,763 --> 00:01:56,555 [Whispers] Yeah. 24 00:01:56,555 --> 00:01:59,457 Hera wants him gone and so do I. 25 00:01:59,457 --> 00:02:01,577 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 26 00:02:01,577 --> 00:02:05,571 - Time-out. - Don't get up. 27 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:10,578 No god can destroy Hercules without being fried forever by Zeus. 28 00:02:10,578 --> 00:02:14,198 Am I right, or am I right? 29 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:18,071 You're half right. 30 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:21,936 Obviously, we can't attack him directly. 31 00:02:23,527 --> 00:02:31,238 But sometimes, a little Strife can lead to a major catastrophe. 32 00:02:33,951 --> 00:02:43,371 [Chortles] Yeah. Hercules... 33 00:02:43,842 --> 00:02:46,538 [Strife] Here I come. 34 00:02:49,848 --> 00:02:53,042 Ah. 35 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,973 Ah. 36 00:03:19,926 --> 00:03:22,419 Ha ha. 37 00:03:28,304 --> 00:03:30,675 Huh? 38 00:04:46,573 --> 00:04:49,523 [Alcmene] Hercules. 39 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:53,343 He attacked me, Ma. 40 00:04:53,343 --> 00:04:54,824 Iolaus. 41 00:04:54,824 --> 00:04:56,280 Hey. 42 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,350 You been working out? 43 00:04:58,350 --> 00:05:00,020 Hey, expect the unexpected. 44 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:02,890 I was moppin' the floor with you till your mom saved you. 45 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:06,261 - Oh, really? - How about mopping the floor with this. 46 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:10,134 Bye. 47 00:05:10,134 --> 00:05:11,362 Hey, Iolaus. 48 00:05:11,362 --> 00:05:18,477 - What? - Expect the unexpected. 49 00:06:07,991 --> 00:06:10,484 Ah, you missed a spot, huh? 50 00:06:10,484 --> 00:06:11,404 Oh, no you don't. 51 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,200 - Oh, really? - Hercules? 52 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:17,034 - Yeah? Oh. Uh-huh? - I've packed your things for the academy. 53 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:20,156 - I'll go grab my stuff. - Thanks. 54 00:06:21,605 --> 00:06:24,351 You know? There's still a lot of work left to do. I could, uh-- 55 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,976 How do you think I get by when you're off at the academy? 56 00:06:26,976 --> 00:06:29,931 I don't know, I know Zeus doesn't help. 57 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:33,149 Oh, Hercules, I wish you weren't so obsessed with your father. 58 00:06:33,149 --> 00:06:35,490 Since you were little, you've taken every dare 59 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:38,361 no matter how dangerous or how foolish always trying 60 00:06:38,361 --> 00:06:41,122 - to prove worthy of Zeus. - That's not true. 61 00:06:41,122 --> 00:06:43,054 Even though you've never met your father 62 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,911 you can't escape your birthright. 63 00:06:45,911 --> 00:06:50,171 But what you become that's in your hands. 64 00:06:50,171 --> 00:06:52,340 Be a good man. 65 00:06:52,340 --> 00:06:54,464 - Be nothing like Zeus. - Hercules. 66 00:06:54,464 --> 00:06:57,173 Mom, he abandoned you. 67 00:06:57,173 --> 00:07:01,559 He gave me the thing I treasure most you. 68 00:07:01,559 --> 00:07:03,335 Oh, uh... 69 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,942 Now, get going, both of you, before I put you back to work. 70 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:08,218 OK, huh. 71 00:07:08,627 --> 00:07:11,119 Take care, Hercules. 72 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,754 - Goodbye. - Bye. 73 00:07:20,215 --> 00:07:23,445 Bye, Alcmene. Thanks for everything. 74 00:07:24,037 --> 00:07:27,487 Mommy! Bye, Mommy! I'll miss you, Mommy! 75 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:34,836 [Hercules] Last decent meal before Cheiron and his academy food. 76 00:07:42,181 --> 00:07:43,942 [Jason] Hercules, Iolaus. 77 00:07:43,942 --> 00:07:45,018 - Jason! - Hey! 78 00:07:45,018 --> 00:07:46,973 Looking good. How're things in Corinth? 79 00:07:46,973 --> 00:07:49,812 Ah, same old, same old. How's your mom? 80 00:07:49,812 --> 00:07:54,082 - She's OK. - Hey, you been working out? 81 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:56,893 Yeah, just enough to kick your royal backside. 82 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,548 Yeah? You and who else? 83 00:07:58,548 --> 00:07:59,685 Hey, is that new? 84 00:07:59,685 --> 00:08:03,320 It looks like fine Corinthian leather almost fit for a king. 85 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,083 Hey, does it come with a matching crown? 86 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,578 Knock it off, knock it off. 87 00:08:06,578 --> 00:08:08,298 That's what I like about Cheiron's academy. 88 00:08:08,298 --> 00:08:11,058 There, I'm just a student, I'm not a prince. 89 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,852 Did I hear that right? You some kind of prince? 90 00:08:13,852 --> 00:08:15,003 Uh, yeah. 91 00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:18,827 Yeah, actually, I'm gonna be the king of Corinth. 92 00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:20,653 - [Both] Just another student. - Right. 93 00:08:20,653 --> 00:08:22,303 Maybe, if you're ever in Corinth, 94 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:25,302 you could drop by and I could show you the palace. 95 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:27,997 Gee, a palace? Uh! 96 00:08:27,997 --> 00:08:30,326 I think I might faint! 97 00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:32,321 Now, are you two archdukes gonna order, 98 00:08:32,321 --> 00:08:34,553 or are you waiting for the king's leftovers? 99 00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:35,770 [BOTH] Uh... 100 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:40,713 We'll have what he's having and, put all three on my bill. 101 00:08:40,713 --> 00:08:43,816 Mm-hmm, looks empty. No dinars, no dinner. 102 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:46,296 That's OK. That's OK. I'm buying. 103 00:08:46,296 --> 00:08:48,607 Um... I'm really tight with the owner here. 104 00:08:48,607 --> 00:08:51,026 He always gives me credit. 105 00:08:51,026 --> 00:08:55,549 Nice try, curly. I'm the owner. 106 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,517 [Man] Get ready. Here comes Strife. 107 00:08:58,517 --> 00:09:01,681 Tuition's due this week. How you gonna pay for it if you're broke? 108 00:09:01,681 --> 00:09:03,894 Uh, who says I'm broke? 109 00:09:05,237 --> 00:09:07,919 [Man] Not so rough, guys. 110 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:12,318 Uh, why don't you keep your hooves to yourself? 111 00:09:13,837 --> 00:09:16,516 What are you gonna do about it? 112 00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:26,173 Please, no violence. 113 00:09:26,173 --> 00:09:29,747 We're all humans, here more or less. 114 00:09:29,747 --> 00:09:32,644 If I were you, I'd be out of the way. 115 00:09:32,644 --> 00:09:35,049 [Man] Academy punks. 116 00:09:35,049 --> 00:09:36,348 Hold it right there! 117 00:09:36,348 --> 00:09:38,947 You kiddies wanna play, you take it outside. 118 00:09:38,947 --> 00:09:42,566 If I want things broken around here, I'll hire a dishwasher. 119 00:09:42,566 --> 00:09:45,001 [Man] Yeah, like they know how to fight. 120 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,779 Looks like I'm gonna have to put up a sign 121 00:09:46,779 --> 00:09:51,960 'No shirt, no feet, no service.' 122 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,677 Hey, thanks for standing up for me. 123 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,625 No problem. Listen, what's your name? 124 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,618 Ny... Nysus Gaius. 125 00:09:59,618 --> 00:10:02,380 I'm, uh... heading off to Cheiron's academy. 126 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:05,911 I'm gonna be the new top student there. 127 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:07,786 Really? 128 00:10:09,635 --> 00:10:12,352 That's great. You wanna come sit down? 129 00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:14,757 - Surely. - Let's go. 130 00:10:39,385 --> 00:10:41,491 You know what the hardest part of the academy is? 131 00:10:41,491 --> 00:10:42,852 - What? - The ground. 132 00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:44,645 What? 133 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,625 [Yells] 134 00:10:54,563 --> 00:10:58,936 [Hercules] Nysus say hello to Cheiron, our headmaster. 135 00:10:58,936 --> 00:11:02,457 Oh... hi, sir. 136 00:11:02,457 --> 00:11:05,686 I didn't recognize you. 137 00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:08,495 I see you're showing the new cadet the ropes. 138 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:10,537 I hope you're being gentle with him. 139 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,728 As gentle as if you were teaching him yourself, sir. 140 00:11:13,728 --> 00:11:20,324 The tree that grows on the stoniest ground has the strongest roots. 141 00:11:20,324 --> 00:11:23,206 [Strife] And my uncle said I was hard to understand. 142 00:11:23,206 --> 00:11:25,841 - Does he always talk in roots? - Yep. 143 00:11:25,841 --> 00:11:27,931 - Uh. - You'll get used to it. Come on. 144 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,351 Let's try that drill again. 145 00:11:29,351 --> 00:11:34,302 Yeah, yeah, my uncle's the reason why I'm here. 146 00:11:37,106 --> 00:11:42,865 He used to tell me about this place and the academy? 147 00:11:42,865 --> 00:11:44,583 And a cave up on the mountain. 148 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:45,579 What? 149 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,228 Ah, it's nothing famous. 150 00:11:49,103 --> 00:11:53,114 They got a chalice there made by Zeus himself. 151 00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:58,700 Watch your footwork, Hercules! 152 00:12:02,942 --> 00:12:05,871 Uh... hey, hey, Nysus. 153 00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:09,071 Ah, how you doing? Good. Listen, um... 154 00:12:09,071 --> 00:12:11,508 I was just wondering you know that chalice you were telling me about? 155 00:12:11,508 --> 00:12:16,589 The one in the cave? Did you say that Zeus made it? 156 00:12:16,589 --> 00:12:19,367 Wedding present for Hera. But they say he wants it back, 157 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,645 now that they don't see much of each other. 158 00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:24,295 Oh, well, uh, if he wants it back, why doesn't he just take it? 159 00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:28,215 Well, maybe he promised not to. Even Zeus has to keep his word. 160 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,255 [Chuckles] 161 00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:33,563 All this fuss over an ugly old cup she probably never even used. 162 00:12:33,563 --> 00:12:37,042 - [Chuckles] - Yeah, you know? 163 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,287 She probably never even used it, anyway, right? 164 00:12:39,287 --> 00:12:40,900 Yeah. Ha. 165 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,577 - Thanks, Nysus. - OK. 166 00:12:44,143 --> 00:12:46,463 [Chuckles] 167 00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:51,705 [Ares] Strife. 168 00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:54,670 Is my dear brother hooked? 169 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:58,242 Like a little fish, Uncle, ready for Hera to fry. 170 00:13:08,749 --> 00:13:10,788 Ha! 171 00:13:11,494 --> 00:13:14,237 Uh, I've gotta quit doing that. 172 00:13:14,705 --> 00:13:16,766 If Cheiron catches you sneaking out after curfew, 173 00:13:16,766 --> 00:13:20,118 he'll kick your rear and he can really kick. 174 00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:22,879 I bet he's sneaking off to see that girl at the inn. 175 00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:24,472 She liked me more than him. 176 00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:26,623 Guys, she didn't like any of us all right? 177 00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:28,124 - Hmm. - Good point. 178 00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:29,804 Well, if you're not going to the inn where are you going? 179 00:13:29,804 --> 00:13:33,159 Yeah, there's nowhere else to go around here. 180 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:36,014 There's a cave. It's up in the mountains. 181 00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,062 There's a treasure hidden inside it. 182 00:13:38,062 --> 00:13:40,943 The old treasure-in-the-cave story. Come on. 183 00:13:40,943 --> 00:13:43,721 It's dangerous, OK? And I don't wanna get you both hurt. 184 00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:46,094 - He's trying to get rid of us. - Keep all the glory for himself. 185 00:13:46,094 --> 00:13:48,073 Oh, I don't care about the glory. I just want the treasure. 186 00:13:48,073 --> 00:13:50,912 Hey, uh, Herc, so what are we talking about here? 187 00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:52,915 Is it gold? Silver? 188 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,250 - It's a chalice. - A chalice? 189 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,495 A goblet. A drinking cup. 190 00:13:57,495 --> 00:14:00,788 Thank you, Jason. I know what a chalice is. I mean, is it gold? 191 00:14:00,788 --> 00:14:02,598 Well, I don't really know what it's made of, you know? 192 00:14:02,598 --> 00:14:05,316 All I know is that, uh, it belongs to Zeus. 193 00:14:05,316 --> 00:14:07,328 Whoa. Hold it. Time out. 194 00:14:07,328 --> 00:14:09,859 You're gonna snag a chalice that belongs to Zeus? 195 00:14:09,859 --> 00:14:11,832 Is this one of those father-son things? 196 00:14:11,832 --> 00:14:13,503 No. Listen, it's not like that this time. 197 00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:17,011 I'm not taking it from Zeus I'm taking it back to him. 198 00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:18,728 We're gonna spend all night, climbing a mountain, 199 00:14:18,728 --> 00:14:21,473 so you can get a pat on the back from your dad? 200 00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:25,297 I didn't ask you two to come, and I can do this on my own. 201 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,167 All right, all right, we'll come with you. 202 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:31,302 But if there's anything in the chalice like gold, we split it three ways. 203 00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:34,140 Two ways all I want is the chalice. 204 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,418 One way I'm just coming along to keep you jerks out of trouble. 205 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,854 Oh, I love you guys. 206 00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:43,348 [Iolaus] Where are the guards protecting this thing? 207 00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:45,031 [Jason] You figure, a chalice that belongs 208 00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:47,077 to the King of the Gods would be protected. 209 00:14:47,077 --> 00:14:49,605 - There's no one around here. - Yeah, how hard can it be? 210 00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:51,004 Really? 211 00:14:51,004 --> 00:14:52,940 Ask him. 212 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:56,124 Uh, just in case. 213 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,894 Just in case, uh. 214 00:15:01,411 --> 00:15:07,369 Uh, uh... I'm just gonna... excuse me. 215 00:15:07,369 --> 00:15:10,306 So, what kind of cave is this, anyway? Are there slimy things in it? 216 00:15:10,306 --> 00:15:12,830 'Cause I really hate those slimy things that live in caves. 217 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,637 Whoa. Whoa. Come on. Get down. Get down. 218 00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:19,557 - What? - I think it's a Phoenix Cave. 219 00:15:19,557 --> 00:15:20,754 Well, how do you know? 220 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:24,891 Well, there's a Phoenix sitting on top of it. 221 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,373 That thing's twenty feet tall. 222 00:15:26,373 --> 00:15:29,305 Yeah, it-it's probably just a statue to scare people away, huh? 223 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:30,226 You sure? 224 00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:32,720 Well... no. 225 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,620 There's only one way to find out. 226 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,150 One... two... three. 227 00:15:43,532 --> 00:15:47,165 Hey, sounds like wood. 228 00:15:47,165 --> 00:15:49,740 Oh, you think so? 229 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,296 Come on. Let's do it. 230 00:16:11,442 --> 00:16:14,687 Whoa, whoa. 231 00:16:16,327 --> 00:16:19,758 Well, it's a booby trap. 232 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:21,862 Eh, it looks easy enough. 233 00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:24,280 All right, let's think about this. 234 00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:26,212 Iolaus! 235 00:16:26,212 --> 00:16:27,055 See? 236 00:16:34,232 --> 00:16:36,279 Iolaus, don't let go. 237 00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:37,772 You never listen, do you? 238 00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:40,579 I just got done saying that we need to think about this, and then you go-- 239 00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:45,278 Hey, hey, Jason! Talk about bad timing. 240 00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:51,221 - Thanks for the lecture, Jason. - You never listen. 241 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:52,862 - You know, I might be falling-- - You deserve it! 242 00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:55,743 Hey, hey, hey! Shh! 243 00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:10,048 [All] The chalice. 244 00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:13,567 - Cool. - Zeus does nice work. 245 00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:18,785 Look out! 246 00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:29,758 Thanks. 247 00:17:35,106 --> 00:17:36,587 What do you think's in it? 248 00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:37,978 I don't know. It could be a trap. 249 00:17:37,978 --> 00:17:40,516 Oh, uh, you have a look, then. 250 00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:42,766 OK. 251 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:49,302 It looks like water. 252 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,640 Maybe the cave leaks. 253 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,667 Ah, let me see that. 254 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:58,038 You telling me I came all this way for a drink of water? 255 00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:05,183 Hey, I think, uh, I think we should get out of here. 256 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,094 Remember that time when they served us beans 257 00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:56,053 in the dining hall for a whole week straight? 258 00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:57,261 We had a blast. 259 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,458 [All Laugh] 260 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:23,010 Everybody will be in the training hall by now. 261 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:27,807 Great, I missed breakfast all for this dumb cup. 262 00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,456 Iolaus! 263 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,504 Iolaus! 264 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:04,511 Hey, Herc! You gonna do something, or what?! 265 00:20:04,511 --> 00:20:07,567 What do you think I'm trying to do?! 266 00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:12,869 Whoa! 267 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,503 Thanks, Jase. 268 00:20:17,191 --> 00:20:19,591 Herc! Hang on! 269 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,321 Oh, like I have a choice?! 270 00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:31,746 Oh-ho-ho. 271 00:20:33,993 --> 00:20:36,346 Have a nice flight. 272 00:20:37,547 --> 00:20:39,498 Captioned by Grant Brown 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net