And during that storm yesterday, some people thought
it sounded like the end of the world.
I only stuck with the awning 'cause you hate it, Bob.
I'm allowed to be happy sometimes, too.
That's so dumb. Put back the old one.
Then what am I supposed to do with this?
Eat the cost and feel really bad about it? Hopefully?
You know, Jimmy, you got that crusty old trough urinal
in your bathroom. You could use this instead.
Turn an awning made from Ferrari bumpers into a trough urinal?
Oh, ho, ho, ho. That is the classiest thing I've ever heard of.
I can't wait to urinate all over it.
- I'll go get my tools. - Yay!
I want to pee on it, too.
Ricky Brown, Toby Nero
Caroline Shapiro
These were the names of all the kids at Wagstaff...
Plus Jocelyn.
That's me!
We're up after Tina, Gene.
Lot of turds today, but our song is still the stupidest.
- What if I forget the words? - You won't, Gene.
You live those words. You are those words.
Now for the winn... the next contestant,
Tina Belcher.
Tina, don't be shy.
Tina?
- What's going on? - Your name's Tina. Pretty sure.
It's not my song. It's Mr. Frond's.
We know, Tina. It's not gonna win anyway.
Yes, it is. The applause meter's rigged.
What?
Tina, your mic awaits.
I just wanted to win. To make my mark.
You know, if it means that much to you, go ahead.
"Pee, pee, poo, poo."
I just remembered the words.
You had them all along.
Everyone,
I entered this contest to get a plaque. But I don't know...
Who really cares if future kids and cool robots know who I am?
Maybe what matters is how I am in the present,
with the people around me right now.
The spoken word stuff is kind of my thing, but whatever.
Anyway, if I didn't do the song I prepared,
um, all by myself,
and did something from the heart, it might sound like this.
- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
Wagstaff
The only word I have so far is Wagstaff
I thought something...
She deserves this, but, man, it's really hard to watch.
And listen to. Should we help her?
How do we even do that? I mean, throw a blanket over her?
Wishing I'd thought this through a little more
- Wagstaff - And the poo, poo and the pee, pee
- And the pee, pee and the poo, poo - What are you doing?
- Teaming up with you. - We're helping.
- Are you? - Don't think about it.
And ignore all the people who look like they hate this.
Wagstaff
Poo, poo and the pee, pee and the pee, pee
- Wagstaff - And the poo, poo and the poo, poo
- Wagstaff - And the pee, pee and the poo, poo
- Poo, poo - Pee, pee.
Five. We got a five.
Okay, our new school song is,
"Wagstaff, You're a School, I Want to Be Inside of You."
Oh, my God. Don't tell your parents.
Rock and roll!
Thanks, guys. Sorry if singing with me kept you from winning.
You know what? I'm not sure we were ever gonna beat those two.
Yeah, it's dumb eat dumb out there.
Here's your plaque. It's not engraved yet.
Never will be. Uh...
- Oh, boy. - What's that? - That's our public. Come on,
let's give them what they want. One, two, seven, eight!
Locking my locker, playing some soccer
- Walking the halls, doing it all - Windmill
Wagstaff, Wagstaff, you're a school
- I want to be inside of you - Wagstaff
- And the poo poo and the pee pee - And the pee pee
- And the poo poo - And the poo poo and the pee pee
And the pee pee and the poo poo
Going to the bathroom
Buying my lunch
- Eating a bunch - Windmill
Wagstaff, Wagstaff, you're a school
- I want to be inside of you - Wagstaff
Wagstaff
Then another thing about Wagstaff.