1 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:08,118 Pleasure doing business with you. 2 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:10,787 oh, nice cat. 3 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,855 She is not my cat. Oh! 4 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:14,991 She's mine, and she's a boy. 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,326 who are you? 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,261 I'm birdgirl. 7 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,130 ugh. 8 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:22,933 Sort of in the middle of something. 9 00:00:22,957 --> 00:00:24,400 is it more important. 10 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,868 Than the all-staff you're not at? 11 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:27,403 Say hi to judy, everyone. 12 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:28,405 Hi, judy. 13 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,206 Give me 10 minutes. I got to bolt, 14 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,275 So I'll take the flash drive and the money, 15 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,745 And in exchange, I promise not to hurt you. 16 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:41,417 Oops, forgot about me. 17 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,552 She didn't. 18 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,955 I'm joking! 19 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:49,559 birdgirl! 20 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,828 get her off me! 21 00:00:57,457 --> 00:01:00,103 birdgirl! 22 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,705 Which is why a lot of people have told me 23 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,574 I should be a slam poet. 24 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,113 Birdgirl! 25 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,987 Sorry I'm late, everyone. Speaking of which, 26 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:19,990 I know it feels like time has passed us by here. 27 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:21,792 At sebben & sebben, but it hasn't. 28 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:25,395 We've just been waiting for our time to launch our company. 29 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:29,599 Into the future with the internet! 30 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:33,069 How's this affect the sandwich board teams? 31 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,538 Let's meet in my office to discuss. 32 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:39,476 To show the world we're ethical, progressive, 33 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,277 That we're turning things around. 34 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:45,816 and our first... uh... 35 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:57,093 I'd like to announce that... 36 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,563 We're redesigning the topple popple can. 37 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,500 I mean, look at it. It's as wide as it is tall. 38 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:05,101 It's not a can. It's a... 39 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,237 Oh, my god, you're right. It is. 40 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:11,441 Let's all applaud judy for making bold suggestions! 41 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,443 You're here to announce that e-mail thing. 42 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,312 Oh, right. Our first step in modernizing the company, 43 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,848 I give you... 44 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:21,317 It's mail time! 45 00:02:22,677 --> 00:02:24,521 Ugh. You can turn that off, right? 46 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,723 Mm. You can turn that off. 47 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:27,924 Yeah! 48 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:31,728 it's mail time! 49 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:39,536 Whoops! You got phished. 50 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,337 Now proceed with this three-minute. 51 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,395 Internet security training video. 52 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,344 Now that we have a website, we need to choose a photo of you. 53 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,946 That's right. People will say, 54 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,481 "I wonder who leads this company." 55 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,949 And they'll click "leadership"... 56 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,284 Expecting to see a man. 57 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,818 But they won't see a man. 58 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,888 They'll see "hands clasped", 59 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:01,091 "Slightly off desk, strong, powerful" ceo. 60 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:04,561 Or "hands resting on desk" ceo. 61 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:05,696 They're just like us. 62 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,231 Are those the only choices? I look gross. 63 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,499 "Hands off desk." 64 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,235 It says, "yes, a woman runs this company", 65 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,503 But there's no reason to panic. 66 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,905 "She's got this." hands clasped. 67 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,439 she's aware. 68 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,508 How everyone expects her to fail, wants her to fail. 69 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,510 But guess what? She's not gonna fail. 70 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,445 Because she can't and will communicate all that. 71 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,247 In a picture. Guys, 72 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:26,383 I really want to change the topple popple can. 73 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,518 You're the ceo. Do it. Really? 74 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,121 Well, after you run it past the board. Oh. 75 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,056 Ow! 76 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,461 Come on, come on! 77 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,469 Aah! 78 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,007 Oh, father of light, it's just a dream. 79 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,677 Ow! 80 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,750 Come on, come on! 81 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,887 Oh, father of light, it's just a dream. 82 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,290 But something still feels off. 83 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:10,627 it's back! 84 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,763 So, turning our focus to asia... 85 00:04:12,787 --> 00:04:16,032 Cut the judy. What aren't you telling us? 86 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,168 Everything... I'm telling you. 87 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:21,237 When you lie, your forehead swells. 88 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,306 That's why I always taught you at canasta. 89 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:25,842 Oh, my god. I look like an empanada. 90 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,577 What's that in the folder? 91 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,179 What, this? 92 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:32,048 Board members: 93 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,250 This is ! 94 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,920 Your dad designed that can on a cocktail napkin. 95 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:41,324 People travel thousands of miles to have sex with their sig-o's. 96 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,393 Next to that statue downstairs. 97 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,261 Look, I'm not saying... they do? 98 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,798 Have you discussed this with carlo? 99 00:04:47,822 --> 00:04:49,532 As topple brand manager, 100 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,802 I think he'd like to have a say in this. 101 00:04:51,826 --> 00:04:54,604 This isn't the end. It's a beginning. 102 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,008 The beefy-handed can still enjoy a cold topple popple, 103 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:01,611 And now so can everyone else. 104 00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:04,280 When I first started here, 105 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:08,084 Your father made a project of me... me, 106 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,220 A dog from down there. 107 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:13,089 Who was I to walk among giants? 108 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:17,160 But your dad saw something. Know what he told me, judy? 109 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,896 "Don't touch the can. 110 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,034 Never touch the can, not even to drink from it." 111 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:26,436 Maybe it was because I was a dog. 112 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,572 I've made up my mind. In fact, I just approved the new design. 113 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,108 You want to do this? Go ahead. 114 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,376 Call the factory. 115 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,711 Call the factory your father built. 116 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:37,848 To make one thing... The topple popple can... 117 00:05:37,872 --> 00:05:41,518 And tell him you want to change it. 118 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,326 Charlie, what is all this? 119 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,795 Quick on-camera thing, all softball. 120 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,286 Focus on the future. 121 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:59,001 We're here with judy ken sebben, ceo of sebben & sebben. 122 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,472 And the custodian of beloved soda pop topple popple... 123 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:06,609 Until today, when she, a female ceo, killed it. 124 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,946 No! The product's not going anywhere. 125 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:13,884 It's just being repackaged. We're making the cans slimmer. 126 00:06:13,908 --> 00:06:15,151 Why would you do that? 127 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,220 So people can pick it up. 128 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,688 Women people, right? 129 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:22,825 But only the manliest drinkers can handle topple. 130 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:25,161 Pop me another popple, farmer phil. 131 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,630 people love the can. 132 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,566 I mean, why are you destroying that? 133 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:32,969 Uh, sebben & sebben will always honor its past. 134 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,238 aah! 135 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,977 sebben & sebben. 136 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,512 Will always honor its past. 137 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,314 Topple nation: 138 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:51,454 Paul, when I saw you on the appointment list, 139 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,456 I was a little surprised. 140 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,926 I haven't seen you since you were... 9? 141 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:57,527 It's been a while, hasn't it? 142 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,529 So, what brings you in today? 143 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:02,265 Well, I need a check from someone who's been there. 144 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,468 It's a miracle, dr. Sheila. 145 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,738 My foreskin's back! 146 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:10,873 That's impossible. I snipped you mysel... 147 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,143 Oh! 148 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:14,811 It's beautiful. 149 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,347 I know. But in a way, it does make emotional sense. 150 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,617 Foreskins are highly sensitive, 151 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,820 And I'm a person who's always deeply felt things, 152 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,622 And not just in my penis. 153 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,297 This company's been asleep at the wheel, 154 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,699 And now we're finally doing something. 155 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:38,969 What's next? Let's burn some down. 156 00:07:38,993 --> 00:07:41,772 I should take off my bra. This stuff is really good. 157 00:07:41,796 --> 00:07:43,974 Why didn't anyone tell me? 158 00:07:43,998 --> 00:07:46,443 gillian, you've been a big ally in this, 159 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,311 And there haven't been a lot of allies. 160 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,913 I've been an ally. I've had your back through this. 161 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:54,317 Which is why I'm putting you both in charge. 162 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,385 Of, uh, the rebrand. 163 00:07:55,409 --> 00:07:58,188 Ooh, my head. This stuff is rat poison. 164 00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:00,323 I'm sorry. Teaming us up? 165 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,124 We'll do a ton of premiums. 166 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:05,728 Um, and I have a tiktok content strategy locked and loaded. 167 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:08,799 Ugh! 168 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:10,801 we got another one. 169 00:08:10,825 --> 00:08:12,935 Another one? It's been happening all morning. 170 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,538 The last one was dressed like an actual can. 171 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,207 We got a vintage topple tee. 172 00:08:17,231 --> 00:08:20,610 I warned you, anytime you with a classic product, 173 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,212 There's gonna be some blowback. 174 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:24,014 You didn't warn me. 175 00:08:24,038 --> 00:08:25,948 Well, I should have. 176 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,621 Don't be alarmed, paul. 177 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,890 I know this is a lot to process. 178 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:34,957 Talking foreskin? 179 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,893 Oh, not really. What's your name? 180 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,695 It's graham. Oh, pleasure. 181 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,364 Uh, there's a good chance you're killing dr. Sheila. 182 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,833 She's fine. I just knocked her out. 183 00:08:42,857 --> 00:08:45,368 So we can have a man-to-skin conversation. 184 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:48,438 Oh, that makes sense. Question... why me, graham? 185 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:51,574 Why here? Why me, why here, why now? 186 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:54,310 I belong to an ancient people of sensitivity and feeling. 187 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,846 Who once thundered by the millions. 188 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,181 Across the plains of what you call north america. 189 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:01,251 But when, through a spyglass, we spotted strange ships. 190 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:03,586 On the horizon, we sensed danger. 191 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,922 We knew these men would prioritize inhibitions. 192 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,058 Over the mystical range of full feeling. 193 00:09:08,082 --> 00:09:09,526 Well, I sure don't. 194 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,927 Which is why I'm here. 195 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,664 I'm super active in the genital-autonomy movement. 196 00:09:13,688 --> 00:09:15,331 We meet at the church thursdays. 197 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,668 I have a few bear claws, me and a few other intactivists. 198 00:09:17,692 --> 00:09:21,404 Oh, paul... sweet, sweet, sensitive paul. 199 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,739 You're just like your father. 200 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,675 you knew my dad? 201 00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:26,142 Oh! 202 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,414 That thing attacked me! 203 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,950 Security! Aim for the ! 204 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,286 No, wait! No, wait, please stop! 205 00:09:39,113 --> 00:09:41,091 Graham! Graham, wait! 206 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:43,226 Foreskin gra-a-a-a-a-ham! 207 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:53,370 It's mail time! 208 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,976 Firewall breach! Ddos! 209 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,513 We have your information... Judy's information. 210 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,515 Contact you at 2:00, topple nation. 211 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:09,719 Ooh! 212 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,054 Topple popple. 213 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,856 A new day is here. 214 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,525 Where women and children and the terminally ill. 215 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:19,996 Can finally raise a cold one and join the topple team. 216 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,998 Plus, apparently, we have a tag line. 217 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,599 That I may or may not have heard. 218 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,201 Get your hand around it. 219 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,003 Hadn't heard that. I kind of like it. 220 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,738 "Get your hand around it." 221 00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:34,010 Who wants to see the new t-shirt design? 222 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:37,147 We have to assume they've seen everything, know everything. 223 00:10:37,171 --> 00:10:39,816 Evie, what's the plan? How should I know? 224 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,752 You're 10, it. You know this stuff. 225 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,088 So, I cruised the topple boards, and I organized. 226 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,024 All the online hate comments about judy into categories. 227 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,959 There's "weird," "weird-violent," 228 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:54,030 "weird-sexual," angry-weird," "angry-sexual," and "funny." 229 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,901 My assessment is that judy needs to get the out of dodge. 230 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,703 Where you ask? To my safe house. 231 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,237 For people who've been canceled online. 232 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,173 Please charge that. Remember the racist grandpa. 233 00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:05,575 Who pushed the 7-year-old off the pony? 234 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:08,512 No, you don't, because he's in my safe house. 235 00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:09,713 Help! 236 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:10,914 Your cot's waiting for you. 237 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,518 It's 2:00. This is judy. 238 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,252 this is topple nation. 239 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,322 He's got cancer. What do you want? 240 00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:20,990 One, publicly admit you made a horrible mistake. 241 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,726 In changing the topple can. No, I won't. 242 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,728 Two, admit that you are unqualified. 243 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,797 To lead the company your father built from nothing. No, I won't. 244 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:31,134 Three, apologize for being a dumb . 245 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,404 Nobody says that to my judy! 246 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,807 I'm not apologizing, and I'm not changing the can. 247 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,142 We hoped you'd say that. 248 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,545 We just published your phone number online. 249 00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:43,146 balls: Judy, 250 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,616 This is balls of gordo and balls on power 101. 251 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,151 Permission to speak on air. 252 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,153 release whatever you want. 253 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,821 mer, gillian, 254 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,289 Continue the topple launch. 255 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,291 Jude, you know I support you, 256 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,761 But I don't want to get murdered over a soda can. 257 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,162 Which is why brian's joining you. 258 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,764 If anyone's getting murdered, it's him. 259 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,498 You two use the hate posts. 260 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,699 To track down topple nation. 261 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,235 A walk? 262 00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:07,037 Come on, kid. 263 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,312 Welcome to prepucian. 264 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:20,584 I have to say, in man's world, I felt out of place, 265 00:12:20,608 --> 00:12:23,386 But here, I belong. 266 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,588 As did your father. 267 00:12:24,612 --> 00:12:26,189 Oh, please tell me about him. 268 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,991 When they take a baby away for circumcision... 269 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,659 Yes... We offer money. 270 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,727 In exchange for the child's foreskin. 271 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,929 I did not know that. 272 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,464 Those who won't sell are our hope. 273 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:35,999 For a common peace. 274 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,934 And my dad didn't sell. 275 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,269 Oh, he sold. Okay. 276 00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:41,671 For about 7 bucks in today's dollars. 277 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,339 Uh-huh. He felt guilty. 278 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,341 And spent months wandering in the wilderness. 279 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,478 Until we found him, half wild, and nursed him back to health. 280 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:49,813 He became one with us. 281 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,416 Many of us spent time on his penis. 282 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,954 Isn't this just the best? Our first product launch. 283 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,957 Yo, dudes, it's the mother topple girls. 284 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,027 Okay, we're not the topple girls, are we? 285 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,562 We're gonna sell so much soda today. 286 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,365 Allow me to introduce you. 287 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,234 To the foreskin who saved your father. 288 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,568 Paul, this is miriam. 289 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,970 It's a pleasure to meet you, paul. 290 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,372 Oh, thank you for everything, miriam, 291 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,908 Especially for a satisfying explanation. 292 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,111 Of why my father walked away from us. 293 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,980 What's that? It's a transmitter. It's like 6g. 294 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,982 Hmm. And that's an altar for the sacrifice. 295 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,784 Oh. What are you sacrificing? Aah! 296 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,342 Oh! 297 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,991 What's going on? Graham! Ugh! 298 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,660 Your father was going to be the bridge. 299 00:13:36,684 --> 00:13:38,528 Between humans and foreskins, 300 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:41,331 Two cultures united in love and sensuality, 301 00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:44,000 And you came along and ruined everything by being born! 302 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,935 Aah! I know this smell. 303 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,538 And now you shall die! 304 00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,474 Live. On instagram. 305 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,746 He's released your bank-account info. 306 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,549 And your social security number. 307 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:03,487 Oh, jude, he just released your sex tape. 308 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:06,089 Why didn't you just tell me you had a sex tape? 309 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,423 Because there is no sex tape. 310 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,493 Then what do they think they have? 311 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:11,695 Oh! 312 00:14:11,719 --> 00:14:14,164 Glenn, we're six hours in to the leaked. 313 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:17,367 Judy ken sebben video, and there's still no sex. 314 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:20,436 So I guess we can call it a no-sex tape. 315 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,172 I set up a webcam. 316 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,841 So I could check on sir peter pants when I'm not home. 317 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,510 Lots of cat, no sex. 318 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:29,713 This is a billion times worse than a sex tape. 319 00:14:29,737 --> 00:14:32,516 Maybe I didn't have my coffee strong enough this morning. 320 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,050 I don't know. I mean, 321 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,520 This is just a waste of time for the viewers. 322 00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:37,921 I'm sick of this . 323 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,656 Get me a wireless account and a laptop. 324 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,728 You know, we got to get you one of these. 325 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,202 Where in the is brian? 326 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,470 He's the one who's supposed to be murdered! 327 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:09,019 Uh, shouldn't you have scanned that laptop for the topple virus. 328 00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:11,888 Before giving it to jessica from accounting? 329 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,313 Charlie. 330 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,693 Check your wi-fi. 331 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,418 it's dead. 332 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:23,900 you're a genius. 333 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,501 Graham, why? 334 00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:42,586 We now summon instagram stories. 335 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,921 What the 336 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,723 Ow! 337 00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,725 Hey, guys, it's miriam. 338 00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:51,127 I know I was gonna show you how to do a two-minute eyebrow hack, 339 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,796 But I thought I'd switch things up. 340 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:56,266 So today we're gonna sacrifice a real, live human. 341 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:59,069 Firewall breach, ddos. 342 00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:01,337 Ugh! What the? We have your information. 343 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,673 Someone check the router. 344 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:08,544 Aah! 345 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:14,350 Aah! Aah! Aah! 346 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:24,160 Don't kill me, graham! 347 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,430 Hush, man, hush. I can't kill you. 348 00:16:26,454 --> 00:16:28,298 It's not in my character. 349 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,900 If I get us out of here, you have to help me with something. 350 00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,102 Deal? Deal. 351 00:16:32,126 --> 00:16:34,638 Slap it. Ow. 352 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:37,373 How'd the launch go? 353 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,243 It was... Pbht! 354 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,712 birdvan phone. 355 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,380 well-done, judy. 356 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,316 How'd you know we were calling from a landline? 357 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,319 You like old-fashioned soda. Wasn't rocket science. 358 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:52,122 Is that a phone line, in a van? 359 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:53,523 Only line that works right now. 360 00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:55,792 We used the virus to wreck the city network. 361 00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:58,261 Oh, if you thought the no-sex tape was embarrassing, 362 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,597 Just wait till we release your ceo head shots. 363 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,598 Gross! 364 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,868 And all of your medical records, 365 00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:06,936 Including gynecological. 366 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:12,208 Got it! It's only a couple miles away. 367 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:23,153 Hey, maybe we should check these people out. 368 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,889 Yes? 369 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,024 You like topple popple, do you? 370 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,827 Oh, I'm sorry. Is that a crime? 371 00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:32,162 Not yet. 372 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,764 Those are some real meat hooks you got there... 373 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:37,033 Big and beefy. 374 00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:43,195 Birdgirl! 375 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,311 Guys, we've got the wrong address. 376 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,920 Oh! 377 00:17:56,944 --> 00:17:59,789 Look, let me do this. 378 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,526 I understand this guy. Let me bring him out alone. 379 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,727 You've got five minutes. 380 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,995 Nobody move! 381 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,798 Hello? Hello? 382 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,867 it's just me here, I'm afraid. 383 00:18:12,893 --> 00:18:14,204 I know how you feel. 384 00:18:14,228 --> 00:18:16,272 You don't know anything about me. 385 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,009 Disaffected, irrelevant. 386 00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:21,745 Dog with bucket hat: Brian, brian! 387 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,813 It's not what you think! 388 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,350 The world changes, but you're the same. 389 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:27,951 Brian! 390 00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:30,486 Nobody move! Show us your hands. 391 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,089 You're a... Woman? 392 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:37,027 And your hands, they're magnificent. 393 00:18:37,051 --> 00:18:38,962 Step away from the mouse pad. 394 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,565 make me. 395 00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:46,169 I had a whole spiel thinking you'd be a guy. 396 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,971 Not a guy. 397 00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:53,376 Just a lady with big paws who likes her soda. 398 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,580 Why are you wearing a gopro? 399 00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:58,114 Legal reasons. 400 00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,518 Helen and I were together 37 years, 401 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,255 But then my host body, david, fell ill and passed away. 402 00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:06,856 We could no longer be with her. 403 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,394 She was the love of my life, helen, and she's in that house. 404 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:13,930 Wait. When you said david, did you mean... 405 00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:15,531 Yes, paul. Your father. 406 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,334 and when you say house, you mean... 407 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,869 A house. Aha. 408 00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,675 Oh, I don't like this. What's going on in there? 409 00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:28,278 Let's just see, shall we? I think we shall. 410 00:19:28,302 --> 00:19:30,680 Brian? 1, 2, 1, 2. 411 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,616 it's been five minutes. Help! 412 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,885 You're the one in the costume. 413 00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,489 ow! 414 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:43,092 Shouldn't you be on my side rooting for me? 415 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,762 I'm all for women ceos 416 00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:51,367 as long as they keep their hands... 417 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,360 Off my cans. 418 00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:57,974 You need any help in there? 419 00:19:57,998 --> 00:19:59,909 No. We got this. 420 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,915 it's over. Topple is poppled. 421 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,652 The important thing is all your ladies' medical secrets are safe. 422 00:20:08,676 --> 00:20:12,588 You're welcome. Um, why is a picture of my hooha trending? 423 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,790 Probably because I cloned all our files, 424 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,592 Sent them to all the major news outlets, 425 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,062 And told them to release it if they didn't hear from me. 426 00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:20,330 It's called a failsafe. 427 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:23,467 It's in every spy movie, and it works. 428 00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:25,535 You send it to the press... 429 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,004 If you want it to get out... 430 00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:29,339 Not keep it a secret... 431 00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:32,631 You idiot. 432 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:42,018 Yes, david was my one and only. I miss him horribly. 433 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:45,155 Well, what if you could share a piece of david again, 434 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:48,024 If just for a moment? 435 00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,582 Helen! 436 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,697 Graham! 437 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,702 Oh, I somehow wish I could step away. 438 00:20:58,726 --> 00:21:03,239 Well, we should probably be a-moseying down the road. 439 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,842 what's going on with you two? 440 00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:08,778 You are about to have the best half-hour of your life. 441 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:15,240 I don't know why I'm laughing. new feelings. 442 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,655 Stay here with us, live as a thrupple. 443 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,391 There's absolutely nothing for you out there. 444 00:21:21,415 --> 00:21:24,127 No, I must go. I have values. 445 00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:26,930 I'm not gutter trash like you two. 446 00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:31,134 But through all this, I somehow feel changed. 447 00:21:31,158 --> 00:21:38,274 Now I have a responsibility to bring feeling back to mankind! 448 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,734 It's my power now! 449 00:21:43,771 --> 00:21:48,684 New topple popple slim cans, topple popple classic cans. 450 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,287 If you a fake fan, get you that new. 451 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,423 Topple popple slim can light. 452 00:21:53,447 --> 00:21:55,691 If you a day-one real one, 453 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,493 Stick with that topple popple classic. 454 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:01,431 Sure, that slim-can topple new new is 50% cheaper. 455 00:22:01,455 --> 00:22:04,634 But that classic can is 50% realer. 456 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:07,837 Get your hand around that! 457 00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:28,057 birdgirl!