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<i>Previously, on</i>
<font color="#ffff00">"The Real Housewives of New Jersey"...</font>

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This girl is so horny,
I gotta bend her over

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and let somebody
stick it in already.

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I want to get
my peach kissed.

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Oh, my God.
Would you stop?

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I was, like, young,
and then my first job, my boss,

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20 years older than me,
and of course, like,

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he wanted to sleep with me.

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It was, like, very awkward,
but I did it.

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Like when he goes to the gym,
he's screwing around.

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Remember when we all went
to the Jersey Shore?

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- Yes.
- Yeah.

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What if we all went back
down there together?

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Yes.

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Where the ****
is Jackie staying?

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She wants definitely me
or Margaret with her.

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Let Jackie stay with you.

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Joe, I'm planning
a celebration party for my dad.

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At the Jersey Shore
next weekend.

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- Your divorce is final?
- Yes.

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Congratulations.

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And you should take
your word back.

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Joe was a class act.

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When did I ever really talk
about him?

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I defended you.

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You're ruining
our nice dinner.

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Stop. Be nice.

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- Shut up, Melissa.
- Ooh!

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Don't tell me to shut up.

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Did you hear what your
husband said at boys' night?

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What'd he say at boys' night?

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He heard the rumor
about Evan too.

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- He did say it.
- Were you there?

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- No. Bill told me.
- Well, you can shut up.

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- Shut the **** up.
- You shut up!

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I'm not doing this, okay?

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I'm not giving life
to this stupid sh...

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Oh, now you're not
giving life to...

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Why are you so aggressive
towards Jackie?

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- I don't understand. Why...
- Wait, wait.

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You guys are all
fighting my battle.

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Everything you say
means nothing to me.

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I love that,
'cause I'm a confident person.

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You're so not.

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Did you get
that confidence in jail?

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- In jail?
- Yeah. That's what I said.

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She's disgusting.
I don't even...

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- No. No. No.
- Want to be in her presence.

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- I can't believe it.
- All right. Teresa.

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This has to end here.

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- This is crazy.
- Teresa.

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You want that stupid bitch
to be at your house?

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Go **** yourself.

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<font color=#FF00FF>*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY*</font>
<font color=#00FF00>Season 11  Episode 07</font>

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This is like a joke to me.

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I wasn't even born
into this... ing bullsh...

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And I'm so over it.

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It's gotta end.

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I'm done, so I don't even
want to be in her presence.

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- It's just... ing horrible.
- This is the problem.

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The minute I retort,
it's like I caused it.

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Oh, my God.
Where are you, Teresa?

63
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Jackie came here
very cordial.

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Teresa came out here
intentionally to say,

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"Stick this dildo up your ass."

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It's kind of big.

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Jackie, I don't know
if it's gonna fit up your ass,

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but maybe you should try it.

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Listen, let Joe
go talk to his sister,

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because if anybody can
calm her down, it's him.

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Get out! Go **** yourself.
You're an asshole.

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You should stick up for your
sister, after what she said.

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Get out.

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My sister doesn't
stick up for me

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when her ex-husband
comes after me.

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Joe put this article out
about me,

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and Teresa really didn't
do anything about it.

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How dare him say
he's got dirt on me?

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And then I get mad
at my sister. Like, really?

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You should be defending me.

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Go eff myself?

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Yeah.

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But if Jackie says something,

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I have to have her back,
no matter what.

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You should kick her out,
'cause she's disgusting.

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Teresa wants it both ways,
and I'm over it.

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We're gonna go.
This is, like, not working.

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You know, Dolores,
I'm really sorry.

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The food was really good.
I'll take the utensils.

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Who? My husband's an asshole?

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- 'Cause he is a... ing...
- You hurt Jackie.

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- Now, tell him.
- Why would you do that?

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No. Why would you do that?

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Why would you
give life to this?

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'Cause they were all talking
about it.

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No, they were all
talking about...

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You... ing heard it.
You're a... ing idiot.

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Why would you give life
to that?

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Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't...

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I was fine until he
...ing opened his mouth.

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They were all talking
about it.

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What do you
...ing think happened?

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You know that I want nothing
to do with you now.

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- Jackie...
- You know what?

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That's ridiculous.
He's so... ing good to you.

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He... ing defended
your husband the whole time.

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Everybody. Everybody...

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You were just telling me that
he just spread it out there.

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He didn't spread it!
You don't know what happened.

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I defended you
to the... ing core,

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and so is my husband.

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Why is everyone
yelling at me?

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- What the **** did I do?
- Margaret. Margaret.

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Walk away for a minute,
and calm down.

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Someone just told me
at the table

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that Joe said
he's heard this around...

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Oh, God. You know what?
I've... ing had it.

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I don't even understand
what's going on.

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Jackie, let her calm down
for a minute.

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- Melissa, go calm her down.
- All right.

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Margaret, listen to me.
Listen to me.

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- It was taken out of context.
- No. I know.

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- He didn't say it like that.
- No. I know he didn't.

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- I know what he said.
- And she is so broken.

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Look at this girl.
She's losing it.

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You've got to help her

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Frank, sit over here.

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Do you know that we all said
we didn't believe Evan did it?

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Joe B. Did say
that he heard the rumor.

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The rumor was
that he's got a girlfriend.

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And to be quite honest
with you,

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I've sort of heard
the same rumor.

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But we all said
we don't believe it.

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We'll all do a shot
to Evan being faithful.

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Here's to Evan
being faithful.

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All right.

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And if we don't believe it,
who the **** cares?

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Nobody spread rumors.

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We were sitting around
in a circle.

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I want to go home.

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Let me just go home.

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- Wow.
- She doesn't understand.

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She's getting
a miscommunication...

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Stop yelling about me!

145
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I want to know why I am
everyone's punching bag.

146
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You're not. You're not.

147
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Listen, you're not
everybody's punching bag.

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- But I need to know...
- You're fine.

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That my friends are not
talking about me.

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- No, no, no.
- Oh, my God.

151
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I'm trying to explain,

152
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but you don't let anybody talk,
and you won't listen.

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Could you just please explain
to her about the men's night?

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The guys were talking,
and we all gave Evan

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a 100% vote of confidence.

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This was a conversation
that got back to you wrong.

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The last person I want
to fight with is Jackie.

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See? I love you.
I don't wanna fight with you.

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- It's a bad way to hear it.
- There's only one person

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to blame
for this entire meltdown.

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- It's Teresa.
- I know.

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I was like,
"What are you doing?

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What are you doing?"

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- If I hurt you, I love you.
- I love you too.

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Everybody's good.
We're all good.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Holy sh..., man.
They're crazy.

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Man.

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It's not my... ing fight,

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so I'm just gonna shut
the **** up.

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- Joe, what the hell?
- What's up?

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Like, you don't... ing
stick up for your sister?

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You and Melissa should just
...ing eat her alive...

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I'm not gonna yell at her.

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After what she said
about the whole jail thing.

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- Would you sit... you're wrong.
- No, you should. You should.

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No. You should.

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Where's Teresa?
Where'd she go?

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- Jackie, tomorrow's a...
- Right here.

180
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Tre, come talk to Jackie.
Tell her it's over.

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No, because when
she said that...

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Said what?

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Afterwards... I can
stick up for myself.

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- Said what? Said what?
- About the jail thing.

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What the ****
are you saying?

186
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You're accusing her husband
of cheating.

187
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Not one person said
to Jackie, "That's... ed up."

188
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Wait a second.
What are you gonna say now?

189
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I should have stuck up for you

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when she said
you should be in jail?

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Whatever she said,
both of you guys were like...

192
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Really?
Because all of a sudden,

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you're a weak bitch
who can't defend yourself?

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- I can stick up for myself.
- Because you just... ing

195
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stuck up for your ex-husband
when we were defending you.

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Yes.

197
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What the ****
is wrong with you?

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- Yeah, yeah.
- You're a sick... ing bitch.

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All right.

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I defended you too many
...ing times.

201
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Defend us against
your ex-husband.

202
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This has nothing to do
with my husband's stuff,

203
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you **** bitch.

204
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No, stop.
Could you just listen?

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- I'm listening.
- This is why she's upset.

206
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- Because I always fight for you.
- We were defending...

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And then when we're together,
you knock on us.

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- I just said...
- That's why she's mad.

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- Teresa Guidice.
- I just said

210
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- he did the right thing.
- I'm sorry.

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I wanted you to be happy
that he did the right thing.

212
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I'm mad at the son of a bitch
for what he did to you.

213
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He ruined everything,
and he put you in jail!

214
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My wife is a... ing
100% right.

215
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Are you gonna defend him?
She's 1,000%...

216
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- Stop! Stop for your...
- And I held my... ing tongue.

217
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- But he did...
- I don't want... stop it.

218
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- It's okay, Joe, just go, go!
- Yeah, relax, relax.

219
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I don't want
to... ing hear it.

220
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**** that piece of sh...

221
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He put my mother
in a... ing grave,

222
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so I'm supposed to... ing
like him?

223
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You... ing understand that?

224
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You just... ing stuck up

225
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for your ex-husband
when we were defending you.

226
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This has nothing to do
with my husband's stuff,

227
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you... ing bitch.

228
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No stop.
I'm mad at the son of a bitch.

229
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He ruined everything,
and he put you in jail!

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My wife is a... ing
100% right.

231
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Are you gonna defend him?
**** that piece of sh...

232
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He put my mother
in a... ing grave,

233
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so I'm supposed to... ing
like him?

234
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You... ing understand that?

235
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You know how I felt.

236
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- No.
- Joe, shh, please.

237
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- Melissa, please.
- Because we're not talking...

238
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- No. Just chill.
- Look...

239
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- Don't defend him anymore.
- We're not talking about him.

240
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And I said... she couldn't
hold her tongue.

241
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We're talking about Jackie,
because...

242
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- Oh, my God.
- Forget about Jackie!

243
00:08:13,066 --> 00:08:14,449
What are they
even fighting about?

244
00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:16,149
They're fighting
about Joe Giudice.

245
00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:17,616
I want to go home.

246
00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:21,049
Joe? One second.

247
00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,583
Your parents wanted
nothing more than...

248
00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:23,916
Yeah, my parents.
My... ing parents.

249
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,049
Than for the two of you
to get together.

250
00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:27,483
- I know. I know.
- So this stops here.

251
00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,449
She's gotta stop
with that Joe nonsense.

252
00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:32,982
I don't want to... ing
hear it.

253
00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:35,650
There isn't a man on this Earth
that took away more from me

254
00:08:35,734 --> 00:08:36,982
than Joe Giudice.

255
00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:43,082
Joey, what are you doing
to this family?

256
00:08:43,166 --> 00:08:44,516
- He ruined my father.
- You know that?

257
00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,767
He has taken time away
from me and my father.

258
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,767
You're my father!
You're my... ing father.

259
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,383
He took away time from me
and my mother, my sister.

260
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,016
This call is from an inmate
at a federal prison.

261
00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,383
Hi, Mom.

262
00:08:58,467 --> 00:08:59,583
I love you.

263
00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:00,982
I can't stand
that he's coming

264
00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:04,516
between me and my family again.

265
00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,116
I just want it to end.
I just want it to end.

266
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,116
But you're allowing him
to do this to you right now.

267
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,616
No, because... no, no, no.

268
00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,149
- Both of youse are.
- They're divorced.

269
00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:13,982
He's not even
your brother-in-law anymore.

270
00:09:14,066 --> 00:09:15,149
- Right.
- I just don't want

271
00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,650
to fight anymore.
I just don't...

272
00:09:16,734 --> 00:09:18,082
I know.
Well, he's out of my life now.

273
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,483
That's why I need
a new beginning.

274
00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:22,734
Oh, my God.
Enough.

275
00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:25,916
It's done. Give me a hug.
I don't want to talk about it.

276
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,982
I don't want to. Give me a hug.
I don't want to talk about it.

277
00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:29,683
- Enough.
- Yes. I love you.

278
00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:31,616
- All right. I love you too.
- Get up and give her

279
00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,683
a... ing hug, because
you're my wife and my sister.

280
00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:35,116
Tre, when she said jail...

281
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,182
I can't see
Teresa and Melissa fight.

282
00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:39,650
It brings me back to that
dark place where we were.

283
00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,249
- And you know I love you.
- No.

284
00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,283
- I'm sorry.
- And I never want to get back

285
00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:44,650
to that place ever again.

286
00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,182
- So like...
- You make me... ing nuts.

287
00:09:46,266 --> 00:09:47,516
- It's too far.
- You make me nuts.

288
00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,249
And there's Jackie.
You should just go talk to her,

289
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,016
and squash it,
'cause she can't handle it.

290
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,283
No. I'm sorry, Joe.

291
00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:55,683
After she said the jail thing,
sorry.

292
00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,449
Well, you proved your point.
You got her.

293
00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:59,016
- That's it.
- Tell her it's over.

294
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,249
Just say,
"Jackie, this is over.

295
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,549
I am never gonna talk
about your husband again."

296
00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:05,116
I don't function
that way, guys.

297
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,650
All right.

298
00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:09,016
I don't know how to... I don't
know how to explain this.

299
00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,650
- Just squash it.
- It's gotta end.

300
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,116
I don't know what, like...

301
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,683
What I should do
for the rest of this trip.

302
00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:17,116
Let's just go back
to the house.

303
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,549
You don't have to make
a decision right now.

304
00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:20,049
- Let's just go back.
- Go back to the house.

305
00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,249
Not tonight, Joe.
Not tonight.

306
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,650
She's not in condition.

307
00:10:22,734 --> 00:10:25,116
I'm not doing...
I'll see them tomorrow, Joe.

308
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,182
Come on, Jack.
Let's just the three of us go.

309
00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:29,082
All right, guys.
We'll see you tomorrow.

310
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,216
Just come to my house tomorrow.
We'll hang out in my backyard.

311
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,483
- Okay?
- Thank you. Thank you, honey.

312
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:33,583
- Come to my house.
- Love you.

313
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,549
- Love you too.
- Bye, guys.

314
00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:38,016
God.

315
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:42,616
- Is she crying still?
- I don't know. I don't know.

316
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:43,767
Are you okay?

317
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,767
Well, Frank, it was nice

318
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,516
to have a dinner party
for once.

319
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,583
- Ay-yi-yi.
- Wow, what a sh... show.

320
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,249
Well, that dinner
went straight to the left.

321
00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:58,767
There was a point in time

322
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,583
when I thought,
like, you guys would squash it.

323
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:03,949
Right, but then why did she
have to say the jail thing?

324
00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:07,082
Teresa.
Forget everything she said.

325
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,516
You fight with someone hard,

326
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,082
but you don't like
to see them hurt.

327
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,016
Yes.
She, like, really is hurt.

328
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,182
Oh, well, she likes
to throw daggers,

329
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,082
and then, "Oh," and then cry.

330
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,016
And then everybody feels sorry
for her.

331
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,616
I'm done with her.

332
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,650
I just... I don't know
what to say, and I'm the one

333
00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:25,283
who keeps getting beat up
by this... ing woman.

334
00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:28,349
I'm gonna tell you her
behavior was very ugly tonight.

335
00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:30,082
She wasn't in
her right mind tonight,

336
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,616
but at the end of the day,
it's over.

337
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,349
But it's not.
I keep trying to make it over.

338
00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:38,082
Jackie, I spoke to her.
It's over. Trust me. Go ahead.

339
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:42,650
Nobody wants to see you upset
for one more minute.

340
00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:44,082
This was a very rough night.

341
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,383
I think I would maybe like
a cup of tea.

342
00:11:46,467 --> 00:11:47,787
I hurt my hand.

343
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,249
I need some ice.

344
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,116
Margaret, you want
extra honey on top?

345
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,333
I'll have a little honey.

346
00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:54,549
Hi.

347
00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:56,949
Listen, she's a... ing animal,

348
00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:58,249
but I just want you
to know the truth.

349
00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,000
She was going in hard tonight.

350
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,116
She was saying apparently
there was a guys' night out.

351
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,049
Oh, my God.
He's telling the story.

352
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,249
No, no.

353
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,016
She kept trying
to, like, give life to this

354
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,283
and saying the guys were
saying they heard it.

355
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:14,982
Like, she just kept trying

356
00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:17,650
to, like, throw everyone
under the bus.

357
00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,650
- I hate this sh...
- From my sister.

358
00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:21,949
I hate her. I can't stand her.

359
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,016
Listen, just tell her you're
gonna stop talking about it.

360
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,616
Yeah, just be like,
"I want to move on."

361
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,216
You just say is, "Jackie,
I'm sorry you're hurt."

362
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,182
- Just can we be done?
- I said sorry already.

363
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,283
Okay.

364
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,982
Teresa, we got
another two days here.

365
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,249
Evan's coming tomorrow.

366
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,082
She was just
on a rampage tonight.

367
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,200
I don't want to bring you
into a sh... show.

368
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,033
Well, no, but this is
what I don't want.

369
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,683
Well, but I don't want
to see you explode on her.

370
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,049
So let's agree to this.

371
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:53,049
If she starts,
and it gets to a bad place,

372
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:56,082
you and I will stand up and go.

373
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,583
She's just not
my kind of people.

374
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,349
- She doesn't have a heart.
- Teresa.

375
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,416
- She's cold.
- Listen to me.

376
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,283
I don't think
she's a bad person.

377
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,416
I think you both speak
different languages, for sure.

378
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:10,182
Getting Teresa to admit
that she's at fault

379
00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:11,383
is just a waste of time.

380
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,616
She's too angry.
She's too emotional.

381
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,767
But you know what?
She's eviscerated.

382
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,383
Right now, we just need Teresa
to stop hurting Jackie.

383
00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,349
And I know you; I know
you don't want to hurt her,

384
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,283
but she thinks
you're a bad person.

385
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,149
Prove her wrong.

386
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,182
So I will see you tomorrow,
and listen.

387
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,049
Whatever we do,
we do united okay?

388
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:32,182
Bye, babe. I love you.

389
00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:36,016
- Look at my hand. Damn it.
- You might have cracked it.

390
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,616
If Evan comes tomorrow,
I'm gonna ask you this.

391
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,049
- As my friends...
- You got it. Done.

392
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,116
If she starts tomorrow,
shut it down.

393
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,982
- Of course.
- 100%.

394
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,767
Now it's over.

395
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,734
- This was a very rough night.
- No, we all had a moment.

396
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,767
You were losing your mind
at one point.

397
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,349
You were bouncing from here
to there

398
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,349
and didn't know who you were
...ing yelling at.

399
00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:57,982
Well, because everybody got
the story wrong.

400
00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,216
But I will
tell you something.

401
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,216
Jennifer was trying
to start problems,

402
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,982
and she should really shut
her... ing mouth.

403
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,349
That's all I'm gonna
say about that.

404
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:07,483
Okay.

405
00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:10,082
On that note,
let's go to rest.

406
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,416
Margaret was so angry.

407
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,149
She's mad that her husband
said something.

408
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,483
- But he did say it.
- Yeah.

409
00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:17,449
He did say it.
I'm exhausted.

410
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,216
It was a long day.
Let's go to bed.

411
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,780
Frank Catania,
who would have thought,

412
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,249
at the end of the day,
you'd be the quiet one?

413
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,066
I know.

414
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,483
Stay out of trouble, Frank.

415
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,216
That was an evening.
Give me a kiss.

416
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,949
- I love you.
- I love you.

417
00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,182
And I'm very upset.

418
00:14:32,266 --> 00:14:33,283
I'm sorry
I sweared to you like that,

419
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:34,516
but then it's just like...
And then...

420
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,216
Yeah, it's all in the emotion
of the moment.

421
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,449
But you felt bad
about Jackie?

422
00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:39,082
Of course I felt bad,

423
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,082
because everybody takes
everything out of context.

424
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,683
Teresa was not out
with the guys.

425
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:43,982
She doesn't know what happened.

426
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,416
I was so upset, 'cause I saw

427
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,683
Jackie was gonna be
so hurt at that moment.

428
00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:51,016
Teresa brought that up
to hurt her.

429
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,982
Oh, my God.

430
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,516
I can't even believe
what just happened tonight.

431
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,082
I was just like,
"I can't hear it

432
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,316
for one more second."

433
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,467
I snapped.

434
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,949
I don't want to argue
with her, but, like...

435
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,216
- It's done.
- It wasn't only that.

436
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,016
She needs to let
the Jackie thing go to bed.

437
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,016
Jackie can't handle it anymore.

438
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,149
And hopefully Evan comes,
and we're done with this.

439
00:15:13,233 --> 00:15:14,283
I don't know.

440
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:16,767
Tomorrow's gonna be
another day.

441
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,349
Coming up...

442
00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:22,516
Evan's coming,
and he's angry.

443
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,082
You're 100% right.

444
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,949
I'm not so confident

445
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:29,100
that Evan is coming here
in peace.

446
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,583
It is so nice out here.

447
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,349
Dolores, you up?

448
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:47,383
I'm up.

449
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,082
I heard so much vibrating

450
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,249
coming from your room
last night.

451
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,133
I have trouble sleeping now.

452
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,982
I need coffee bad.

453
00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:00,349
- Good morning.
- What's up?

454
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,349
You want to put
some eggs and stuff on?

455
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:04,516
- Yeah.
- Let me tell you something.

456
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,982
I slept for about a half hour
the whole night.

457
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,383
I was losing my mind between
Margaret yelling at Joe,

458
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,182
Teresa and you,
the thing with Jackie,

459
00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:14,016
but I didn't know what to do.

460
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:18,149
- That girl is... ing broken.
- Like, you see her crying?

461
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:20,616
I can't watch anybody suffer
for no reason.

462
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,016
Like, you know,
I can take Teresa.

463
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,483
Jackie can't.

464
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,182
- Dolor?
- Yes.

465
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:28,516
- The hell hit here? Hurricane?
- I'm putting my clothes away.

466
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,616
Oh, my God.
This bed is so soft.

467
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,082
- It's the bedding.
- Oh.

468
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,249
Wait, Frank, can we talk
about last night?

469
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,349
Last night was the worst
I've ever seen it.

470
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:37,549
Here's the thing.

471
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,216
You know what
I'm worried about today?

472
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,650
- What?
- Evan's coming.

473
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,449
And I'm not so confident

474
00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:47,383
that Evan is coming here
in peace.

475
00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:49,049
And you're 100% right.

476
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,149
- And he's angry.
- Yes.

477
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:51,616
I would be, if you called me

478
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,383
sounding the way
Jackie sounded last night.

479
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:55,149
That was... I've never seen
anyone like that

480
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,549
where they lost total control.

481
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:59,349
Teresa needs to apologize
and not say anything else.

482
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,049
Can't do another day like that.

483
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,216
Thank God
it's at Gorgas' house today.

484
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,149
- Hi. Good morning.
- Hi.

485
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,249
- Coffee?
- How did you sleep?

486
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,283
'Cause I didn't sleep for you.

487
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,416
Not great.

488
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,549
I didn't sleep
either last night.

489
00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:10,650
- No.
- I think...

490
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,249
What would you
like for breakfast?

491
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,300
I will probably
just have yogurt.

492
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:19,182
- Good morning.
- I'm frazzled from last night.

493
00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:20,583
I lost my mind when you were
yelling at my buddy.

494
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,116
I know. I know.

495
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,349
- I didn't know what to do.
- I saw you were upset.

496
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,149
It was like a hurricane
came in.

497
00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:27,082
Anyone like crushed
hot pepper on their eggs or no?

498
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,583
I do.

499
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,549
Let's go sit on the rockers
while Joe cooks in front of us.

500
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,249
Oh, you cook the eggs
out here?

501
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,449
How nice is that?

502
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,249
Joe Gorga, just don't
put salt on my eggs.

503
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,316
No salt?

504
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,049
No salt
on the Marge's food, please.

505
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:42,182
- Okay.
- Oh, Margaret.

506
00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:43,549
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

507
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,449
I'm just not prepared
for another day of this sh...

508
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,049
How pretty is that?

509
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,549
- Pretty good or what?
- Amazing.

510
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,449
I just feel like
I didn't eat a lot last night.

511
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,049
It was unbelievable.

512
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,416
It was a cluster-****
of emotion.

513
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,116
Crazy night.

514
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,249
It just... I don't want Evan
to get riled up today.

515
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,082
I just want to know
that she's not gonna be

516
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,082
an animal around my husband.

517
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,383
She's not.

518
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,449
That's what you guys said
going into last night.

519
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:09,383
Well, listen, I called
Teresa this morning.

520
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,416
Hello?

521
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,216
- Hey.
- Hi.

522
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,316
Listen, you're the only
family I have.

523
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,416
Our father's memorial's
coming up tomorrow night.

524
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,349
Let's just make peace okay?

525
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:19,516
Yeah.

526
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,449
That's never
gonna happen again.

527
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,316
Just make it right
with this girl today.

528
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,767
You know what I mean?
Let's be done.

529
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,182
I said Evan's coming.
I want no issues with Evan.

530
00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:31,516
He's my friend.
Let's just put this to bed.

531
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,433
Hopefully, Teresa'll
do the right thing.

532
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,516
- Hello?
- Hi, babe.

533
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,116
Hi.

534
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,600
Who are you with?

535
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,567
You should get white
for Nonno's celebration party.

536
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,767
I love you.

537
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,483
- Bye.
- Bye.

538
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,583
Hey, girls, I'm running out
for breakfast.

539
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,249
All right.
Are you getting us breakfast?

540
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,483
Thank you.
Teresa, do these look okay?

541
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:59,483
Oh, I love that.
Love the sleeves.

542
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:02,116
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God. I love that.

543
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,949
- Am I doing your hair?
- Yeah. Doing my hair.

544
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:06,316
Wait, so what are we planning
on saying to Jackie

545
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,116
when we see her
for the first time?

546
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,149
I feel bad for Jackie.
I'm gonna see how she's doing.

547
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,949
Well, my brother called me,
and he said,

548
00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:14,249
"Can you please
make it better?"

549
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,416
When I see her I'll be like,

550
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,249
"Listen, let's just forget
about everything,

551
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,616
and let's just start fresh."

552
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,483
I think she'll be really
happy once you speak to Evan.

553
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,449
Like, that's I think what
she wanted in the first place.

554
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,383
No, I don't know if I want
to speak to Evan.

555
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:26,516
Like, I don't want
to talk to a man.

556
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,549
I feel weird talking to him.

557
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:32,149
I understand why she doesn't
want to confront Evan.

558
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:35,549
She's used to the reaction
she gets from Joe Giudice.

559
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,283
Here she comes.
My bitch wife.

560
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:38,650
She's such a ****.

561
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,416
I'll smack your head up
against the wall, so shut up.

562
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,316
Let me tell you something.
I can't wait to leave.

563
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,650
The only thing I'm gonna miss
are my kids.

564
00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:46,383
But this point, if this is
what's going to end it,

565
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:48,316
then just... ing do it,
Teresa.

566
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,549
Talk to the... ing guy.
I don't know what to tell you.

567
00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,383
She's the one that involved
her husband,

568
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,650
so she can take care of it
with her husband.

569
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,283
All right. Can we go?

570
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,383
You know,
'cause they're coming here

571
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:58,483
to hang for the day.

572
00:19:58,567 --> 00:19:59,916
- Let's go.
- Let's, like, get dressed

573
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,383
and hang out by the pool.

574
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,016
- Hello?
- Hi.

575
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,182
- You made it.
- Hi. Look at you.

576
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,549
- Yeah. Look at you.
- Look at this gentleman.

577
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:15,982
He's such a gentleman. Hi.
Hi, Doc.

578
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:17,316
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

579
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,249
- Oh, look who's here.
- Frank. How are you?

580
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,916
- What's up? What's up?
- Thanks for having us over.

581
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,283
Anytime.

582
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,583
It's nice you coming down,
after last night.

583
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,016
- I love it. You guys are cool?
- Yeah.

584
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,216
Oh, I hear I missed
some fireworks.

585
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,416
No, no.

586
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,283
Well, words really can't
describe last night.

587
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,650
- Yeah.
- What happened?

588
00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:33,049
It was really Teresa.

589
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,216
She came in like, you know,
a little heated.

590
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,016
And she had an emotional day.

591
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,416
Her divorce is final.
It's out in the papers.

592
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,416
- Sure.
- Her house goes on the market,

593
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,449
so when Jackie came in,
she was a little heated.

594
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:48,416
- It was bananas. It was crazy.
- Is Bill here? I hear Bill.

595
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,016
- Hey, Teresa.
- Hi.

596
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,049
Look at you right here.

597
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,449
- How you doing?
- Good to see you.

598
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:57,016
We're eating bagel
in a bathing suit.

599
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,249
- Let's take out...
- The bagel out.

600
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,683
Yeah, eat the inside.
There you go.

601
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:02,016
We're telling him about
what happened last night.

602
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,416
Oh, okay.

603
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,516
Anyway, it didn't end well,

604
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,650
but Teresa's going
to make good today.

605
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,449
- Teresa, don't re-hash.
- I'm not.

606
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:12,449
I'm just gonna say,
"Stay out of my face.

607
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:14,049
I'll stay out of your face."

608
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,383
Please be nice.

609
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:17,683
We're trying to avoid
bad blood.

610
00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:20,316
But anyway, let's get ready
to go to Melissa's.

611
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,049
Like, if that's her plan,
then we need a plan B.

612
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:24,383
I'll show you our room.

613
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,683
It's upstairs.
We're on the top floor.

614
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:28,483
Wave that booty, girl.

615
00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:30,316
Girls, are you ready?

616
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,683
Let's hang out by the pool.

617
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:34,650
- All right, let's go.
- Oh, you look great, honey.

618
00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:37,082
Hi. Let's hang out.

619
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,949
- Hi. Look how hot you are.
- Oh, look at you.

620
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,767
Who's jumping
on the WaveRunner?

621
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,449
It's a hot one.
Well, we gotta wait

622
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,549
for everyone to get here
before we jump on WaveRunners.

623
00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:47,616
Nice, nice, nice.

624
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,516
You want to use the toy?

625
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,049
What the hell is that?

626
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,949
That's actually
Teresa's new business venture.

627
00:21:55,033 --> 00:21:57,082
Her and her ex-husband.

628
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,549
What do you plan
to do with it?

629
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,049
Nothing.

630
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:02,049
You can use it on my back.
Is it forceful enough?

631
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:03,449
Oh, that feels good.
All the way up.

632
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:04,949
- Teresa's like...
- Yeah.

633
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,416
- "Use it with your honey."
- That's right.

634
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,249
Tell her we did.

635
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,616
So she goes like this, Teresa.

636
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,516
She's like... she gives it
to Jackie, and she's like,

637
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,767
"Yeah you told me to stick
my olive branch up my ass,

638
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,982
so maybe you can take this,
and stick it up your ass."

639
00:22:16,066 --> 00:22:17,650
- Oh, my God.
- "Just saying."

640
00:22:17,734 --> 00:22:19,683
And we were all like...

641
00:22:19,767 --> 00:22:21,650
Like a fricking sh... show
over here.

642
00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:23,383
Everybody was yelling
at everybody.

643
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,283
I got yelled at for no reason.

644
00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:26,549
What did he say
at boys' night?

645
00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:30,116
That he heard the rumor
about Evan too.

646
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,982
Is that what you said?

647
00:22:32,066 --> 00:22:34,683
- No.
- He did say it. He said it.

648
00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:36,616
- Were you there?
- No. Bill told me.

649
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,449
Well, then
shut the **** up.

650
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:39,982
Probably shouldn't have
brought it home to you,

651
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,449
to tell you what happened,
but it...

652
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:43,316
But we tell
each other everything.

653
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,583
I mean, usually what happens
at boys' nights

654
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:47,767
should stay there.

655
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,316
I mean, listen.

656
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,283
I wasn't gonna sit there
and press the issue,

657
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:53,767
because Margaret was
jumping down my throat.

658
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,383
But if she says anything today

659
00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:57,650
that's going to be
out of bounds,

660
00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:59,349
I'm gonna have
to put her in check.

661
00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:01,049
- Right.
- You know? Enough already.

662
00:23:01,133 --> 00:23:02,349
- Yeah. Of course.
- You know?

663
00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:03,516
Let's get ready
so we're not late.

664
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,982
We gotta get ready.

665
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,949
Do you like piña coladas
or margaritas frozen?

666
00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:10,449
Virgin piña colada.

667
00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:12,767
- Virgin piña.
- I want sparkling something.

668
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,349
- Sparkling rosé?
- Yeah.

669
00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:16,483
Was Evan on his way?

670
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,683
Yeah he'll be here in,
like, a half hour.

671
00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:20,616
- Teresa, let's go.
- Teresa.

672
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,516
- Coming.
- Come on, beauty girl.

673
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,316
- Okay.
- Okay, let's do it.

674
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,016
- Thank you.
- All right. We good?

675
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,549
- Yeah, baby.
- All right.

676
00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:33,116
- Joe, you want a drink, Joe?
- I will in a minute.

677
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,949
Joe, you've gotta drive me
on the WaveRunner.

678
00:23:35,033 --> 00:23:36,049
Oh, my God.

679
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:37,416
You're not driving
the WaveRunner.

680
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,767
If she comes here hot again,

681
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,416
I might get on it
and drive away.

682
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,516
Never see me again,
but you know.

683
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,982
If there's
gonna be a problem,

684
00:23:44,066 --> 00:23:45,349
- there's gonna be a problem...
- All right.

685
00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:47,483
Because I'm not just
gonna sit silently.

686
00:23:47,567 --> 00:23:49,767
Oh, God.

687
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,767
Hey, guys.

688
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,916
- Where is everybody?
- Listen, what you said to her

689
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,349
is just, like, what you did
wasn't right.

690
00:23:56,433 --> 00:23:58,416
And I don't want
that... ing girl

691
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,449
to suck the life
out of you, or us, or Evan.

692
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:06,383
- Hi, guys.
- Hello.

693
00:24:06,467 --> 00:24:07,683
- Hi.
- Good morning.

694
00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:09,616
We're already making
daiquiris and piña coladas.

695
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,982
Oh, my God.

696
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,987
- The bar is officially open.
- Joe, you want a drink, Joe?

697
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,182
- I will in a minute.
- Hey, guys.

698
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,616
- Hello.
- Hi.

699
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,082
Morning.

700
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:35,082
We're already making
daiquiris and piña coladas.

701
00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:38,549
The problem with Teresa is
you just literally do not know

702
00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:40,182
what Teresa you're gonna get.

703
00:24:40,266 --> 00:24:41,583
Hi.

704
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:44,483
I don't know if the worst
is over

705
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:47,683
or if, like, I'm just setting
Jackie up for a disaster.

706
00:24:47,767 --> 00:24:49,516
Let them talk.
Come to the bar.

707
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,049
Come here.
I'll make you guys a drink.

708
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,149
Listen, Jackie, I didn't like

709
00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:54,683
the way
things went down yesterday,

710
00:24:54,767 --> 00:24:56,049
and, you know...

711
00:24:56,133 --> 00:24:57,216
Hi, guys.
Everybody good today?

712
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,650
I'm not trying to hurt you
in any way.

713
00:24:59,734 --> 00:25:03,016
You or your family.

714
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:06,549
So just, you know,
can we just drop everything?

715
00:25:10,567 --> 00:25:12,549
- I would like that.
- Okay.

716
00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:13,683
I just want it
to all be gone.

717
00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:15,182
Like, I just want it
to be done too.

718
00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:17,216
But do not bring up
my husband anymore.

719
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:18,483
- It's dropped.
- Yeah.

720
00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:19,583
I'm never gonna
bring it up again.

721
00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:20,767
Okay. All right.

722
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,650
- Is Evan here?
- No. He's coming soon.

723
00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:25,249
But maybe,
like, we can make that clear.

724
00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,982
And hopefully
you can tell him,

725
00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:28,483
'cause I just feel weird kind
of talking to your husband.

726
00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:30,016
Well, you know what?
No...

727
00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,016
You can do it
with both of us there.

728
00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:35,182
You felt comfortable enough
talking about him.

729
00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:37,683
- Well, we'll all talk.
- Okay, okay.

730
00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:40,149
Well, now you're gonna have
to talk to him.

731
00:25:40,233 --> 00:25:41,516
- That's it.
- All right. Go enjoy.

732
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,916
- Today's a new day.
- Get a drink.

733
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,650
- Let's have fun, you know.
- Go enjoy. Good.

734
00:25:44,734 --> 00:25:45,949
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

735
00:25:46,033 --> 00:25:49,316
- Let's have a good time.
- Glad. Happy.

736
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,283
Welcome to Missy G's bar.
What can I get for you?

737
00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:54,016
I have everything,
so just tell me.

738
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,149
- I don't know.
- The troublemaker.

739
00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:56,149
Tequila on the rocks?

740
00:25:56,233 --> 00:25:58,133
- Yes.
- What would you like?

741
00:26:03,033 --> 00:26:05,082
Oh, thank you, Jesus.

742
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,149
- What do you want to drink?
- I'll have a tequila.

743
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,416
Thank you.

744
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,149
My brother asked me
to make it right, so I did.

745
00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:13,016
When is Evan coming?
Is he coming?

746
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,182
- In, like, 15 minutes yes.
- Okay, good.

747
00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:17,249
But I just feel
uncomfortable speaking to Evan

748
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,650
about, like, any of this.

749
00:26:18,734 --> 00:26:20,249
And I guess where I come from,
like, the wife

750
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,016
usually makes it right
with the husband.

751
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,516
I'm kind of old school
that way.

752
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,800
Do me a favor: Just text him
and tell him to just come

753
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,216
right through
the side door back here.

754
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,583
Yeah? Okay.

755
00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:30,982
But I guess they have
a different kind of marriage.

756
00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:33,016
So, Melissa,
can we get a tour of the house?

757
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,149
Yes.

758
00:26:34,233 --> 00:26:35,283
You've never been
to this house?

759
00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:36,767
- No.
- All right. Come on.

760
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,216
I'll take you.

761
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:42,216
- Such a dream. So beautiful.
- This is so nice.

762
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,916
This room was...
Like, you know how they have

763
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,082
the front sitting room
and the back room?

764
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:46,216
Yeah.

765
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,650
Like, it was
a traditional layout.

766
00:26:47,734 --> 00:26:49,616
We literally just knocked
all the walls down.

767
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,982
I was born and raised
at the Jersey Shore,

768
00:26:52,066 --> 00:26:54,116
so when I had gotten pregnant
with Antonia...

769
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,116
This is the guest room
slash Margaret's room.

770
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,066
Joe and I went and bought
our very first shore house.

771
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:05,316
Tonia, don't splash.
You look so amazing.

772
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,949
I mean, it was this big,
but we loved it.

773
00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:11,149
- Seven bedrooms?
- You're so lucky.

774
00:27:11,233 --> 00:27:13,583
Now, we're into this
beautiful property.

775
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,650
Another bathroom
with Margaret's lingerie.

776
00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:17,383
You... she's so funny.

777
00:27:17,467 --> 00:27:19,616
This is Jackie's bedroom
today.

778
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:22,016
I mean we moved
on up obviously.

779
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,683
It's very spacious.
The house flows really well.

780
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:27,383
Did you guys check out
Teresa and Jackie talking?

781
00:27:27,467 --> 00:27:28,650
Yes.

782
00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,149
It looked like
they were cool.

783
00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:31,616
- Thank God.
- I'll be honest with you.

784
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:34,149
I can't hear it anymore.
Evan's almost here.

785
00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:36,583
I just hope he doesn't come in
with a chip on his shoulder.

786
00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:38,216
I hope he just lets it go.

787
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,982
That's in a normal situation,
but we're talking, like,

788
00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:42,116
he's been watching his wife,

789
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,016
like, fall apart
for the past couple weeks.

790
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,449
- Right.
- And then last night,

791
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:48,116
she called him hysterical,
and now he's here today...

792
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,116
This is true.

793
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,616
I mean he could
be sick of it.

794
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,283
It's gotta be uncomfortable
for him to walk

795
00:27:52,367 --> 00:27:53,633
in here right now.

796
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:58,650
Hi. Hang on. Hi.

797
00:27:58,734 --> 00:28:01,316
- Evan. There he is.
- Hey, kitty. How are you?

798
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,182
You're nervous. Are you?
Are you a little nervous?

799
00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,249
Kind of. I feel bad.

800
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,516
Oh, Evan's here.

801
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,049
You can just say,
"I'm sorry," and that's it.

802
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,616
- What's up, man?
- What's up, big brother?

803
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,149
I'm glad you made it, bro.

804
00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:16,683
- Hi, Evan.
- Hello, hello.

805
00:28:16,767 --> 00:28:18,283
- Hi, Evan.
- Hello, hello. How are you?

806
00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:20,016
- Hi, Ev. What's going on?
- How are you?

807
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,949
- Good. How are you?
- Big Poppa. How are you?

808
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,316
Hi.

809
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,316
Like, I just want...
I'm happy you're here.

810
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,216
I'm sorry about, like,

811
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,182
you know, like,
everything that went down.

812
00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:36,367
And I never want to do anything
to hurt you guys in any way.

813
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,116
That's all I needed.

814
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,650
- Yeah, let's move forward.
- We're letting everything go.

815
00:28:42,734 --> 00:28:45,049
- Yeah. Move forward, yeah.
- It was stupid.

816
00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:46,182
- In the past.
- It was stupid.

817
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,316
- Oh, I like that.
- In the past.

818
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,049
- All right.
- Let's have fun, right?

819
00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,982
- Yes.
- How crazy is that?

820
00:28:51,066 --> 00:28:52,116
Honestly, that was one

821
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,049
of the weakest apologies
I've ever seen.

822
00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:56,949
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

823
00:28:57,033 --> 00:29:00,266
But coming from Teresa,
it's a freaking miracle.

824
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,982
Yeah? Okay.

825
00:29:03,066 --> 00:29:04,616
So maybe I'll take you
to put your stuff in the car.

826
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,182
Yeah, baby.
Go get some action.

827
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,734
- Yeah.
- Check in. Get some action.

828
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,949
- We're not getting action now.
- Before you get seasick.

829
00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:14,082
- Oh, my God. Do you feel okay?
- I'm fine, yeah.

830
00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,082
You are gonna have fun today.
And thank you.

831
00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:17,349
- Thank you.
- Thank you for coming.

832
00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:19,734
Thank you for not letting me
talk you out of it.

833
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,349
The way you handled that.
You did the right thing.

834
00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:27,349
I always do the right thing.
Cheers.

835
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,116
Listen, I don't want
to fight with Jackie.

836
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,249
I don't want to fight
with my brother.

837
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,616
I'm gonna be honest with you.

838
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,383
Every night I go to sleep,
I always think of my parents.

839
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:34,683
- Yeah.
- I think of you.

840
00:29:34,767 --> 00:29:35,949
I have my wife,
I have my children,

841
00:29:36,033 --> 00:29:37,049
but you're all I have.

842
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:38,650
No. I know.
You're gonna make me cry.

843
00:29:38,734 --> 00:29:40,349
I know,
and then you're all I have,

844
00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:42,949
and that's why I would never
want to be in a dark place

845
00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:43,949
with you at all.

846
00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:45,182
I just want to squash it.

847
00:29:45,266 --> 00:29:46,249
Never again.

848
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,949
Like, that's never
gonna happen.

849
00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:49,216
I know.

850
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,683
Because we have to remember
why we're here.

851
00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:52,182
My dad's memorial is tomorrow.

852
00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:54,216
- I love you.
- Love you too.

853
00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:57,249
So it's really important for
my dad to be looking down on us

854
00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,316
and for me and my brother
to be at peace.

855
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,249
And I want us to all move on.
And let's have fun.

856
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,349
Let's get on the boat.

857
00:30:03,433 --> 00:30:05,016
Coming up...

858
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,982
I think you are
a sloppy drunk.

859
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:09,383
You've told us sloppy moments
that you've had.

860
00:30:09,467 --> 00:30:12,000
You slept with your boss.

861
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,840
Okay, what would you like
to drink?

862
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,149
Tequila on the rocks.

863
00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:22,316
Do you have pineapple juice?

864
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,767
- I do.
- Yeah.

865
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,283
So listen, why don't we
go on... WaveRunners, boat?

866
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:28,049
- WaveRunner.
- WaveRunner for us.

867
00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:29,483
- WaveRunners.
- Boat. I want boat.

868
00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:31,383
Boat. Me and Dolores
are going on a boat.

869
00:30:31,467 --> 00:30:33,182
Doctor, you go on a WaveRunner
with your wife?

870
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,383
- Yes.
- Okay good. Let's go.

871
00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:36,049
Let's go. Party hard.

872
00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:37,182
- Let's do it.
- All right let's go.

873
00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:38,549
What do I need?
Do I need anything?

874
00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:40,082
Just a bathing suit,

875
00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:41,949
And this is our bathroom.
Only ours.

876
00:30:42,033 --> 00:30:43,116
Yeah. I like it.

877
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,049
So you can poop as much
as you want.

878
00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:46,349
Already got three poops out.

879
00:30:46,433 --> 00:30:48,383
I'm jealous.

880
00:30:48,467 --> 00:30:50,016
And so what did you think
of her apology?

881
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,349
Are you really okay?

882
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,182
Yeah.
I already moved on anyway.

883
00:30:53,266 --> 00:30:55,182
I feel really bad
about all of this,

884
00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:58,516
but I am happy
that it's... ing over finally.

885
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,182
Here, give Margaret pink.

886
00:31:00,266 --> 00:31:02,216
- Come on, pretty girl.
- I might need a bigger one.

887
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,449
- Do you want a different one?
- No, I'm fine.

888
00:31:03,533 --> 00:31:04,449
Then I can see your boobs.

889
00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:07,016
- It looks cuter actually.
- Okay.

890
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,449
- Does that fit?
- Kiddy size.

891
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,049
Loosen it.

892
00:31:10,133 --> 00:31:11,516
If we reduce her breasts
somewhere, she's good.

893
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,149
- I'm proud of that.
- She's good.

894
00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:14,449
Yeah. You guys ready?
Come on.

895
00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:16,383
- Ready, bubbe.
- Let's get you on the water.

896
00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:18,149
Careful with your hand there.

897
00:31:18,233 --> 00:31:19,616
I did update my will, baby.
Don't worry.

898
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:21,383
Okay, speed it up.

899
00:31:21,467 --> 00:31:23,616
- Come on, guys. Let's go.
- Just hold on tight.

900
00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:25,216
Do you know what?
Let's lay out.

901
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:28,016
Dolores, Teresa, strip.
I want your ass out.

902
00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:30,082
- We're gonna do this.
- Jackie!  - Jackie!

903
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:32,483
I didn't work on this
...ing body for nothing.

904
00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:36,082
Two big asses
and a little one in the middle.

905
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:38,082
- Here we go.
- Oh, my God.

906
00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:40,449
- Whoo!
- Go fast.

907
00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:44,100
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

908
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,583
Wait.
Where's the WaveRunners, Joe?

909
00:31:48,667 --> 00:31:50,249
I want to go and see
the WaveRunners.

910
00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:52,249
Oh, we found them. Hi, guys!

911
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,116
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

912
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,650
- You're doing good. Ah!
- Oh, ****.

913
00:31:56,734 --> 00:31:58,116
- Joey, Joey, Joey.
- Hey!

914
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,116
****.

915
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,583
- Oh, God.
- Joey.

916
00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:02,616
- What did you do to my boat?
- Okay. It's okay.

917
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:04,449
We're good. We're okay.
We're good.

918
00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:07,316
- Hey.
- Hi!

919
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:15,216
Get her wet, Bill.
Get her wet.

920
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,016
Being out here
on the Jersey Shore

921
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,583
really reminds me
of when I was a kid

922
00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,587
and when we would travel
to Turkey in the summer.

923
00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,283
Where my grandmother's
house was,

924
00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:26,016
there was a little, like, cafe

925
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:28,549
that everyone would sit
and people watch.

926
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:31,516
Look at the Turks
jump the waves.

927
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,650
Oh, my God.

928
00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:36,616
Once I became of age
to find a suitor,

929
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,349
we would go to this cafe,

930
00:32:38,433 --> 00:32:41,283
and everybody always stared
at me.

931
00:32:41,367 --> 00:32:43,383
And I kept telling my mom,
and she used to be like,

932
00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:45,683
"They're staring at you
'cause they want to marry you,

933
00:32:45,767 --> 00:32:47,316
so shut up and smile."

934
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,100
I must have peed
in my pants three times.

935
00:32:53,734 --> 00:32:55,082
We're home.

936
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:56,182
Let me take a picture
of you guys.

937
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:57,583
Oh, yeah.
I left my phone there.

938
00:32:57,667 --> 00:33:00,349
Yeah, go next to him.
Like that yeah.

939
00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:02,216
Oh, my God.
That looks so good.

940
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:04,516
I mean, talk about
Jekyll and Hyde.

941
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,683
Like, one minute,
this woman is so freaking evil,

942
00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:10,416
and the next
she's so nice and fun.,

943
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,249
- All right, kiss.
Give her some tongue.

944
00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,683
Oh, I love it.
Oh, my God you're...

945
00:33:13,767 --> 00:33:18,182
All I know is that I am
so ready to put it behind us

946
00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:20,349
and just have some fun.

947
00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,683
- Thank you.
- I got you.

948
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,583
Please don't throw me in.

949
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:25,116
Hey, well, maybe yesterday.

950
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,650
Not today.

951
00:33:26,734 --> 00:33:28,683
Thank you.

952
00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:32,082
I'm safe.
He didn't throw me in.

953
00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,449
Come on, guys.
Let's eat lunch.

954
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:35,182
- Be careful, baby.
- I know. Don't worry.

955
00:33:35,266 --> 00:33:36,650
You break it, you buy it.

956
00:33:36,734 --> 00:33:39,349
- That was awesome, man.
- Whew. It's very intimidating.

957
00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:41,082
- She was... ing...
- I turned into a blowfish.

958
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:42,449
Every time we'd go over
a big hump, I'm like...

959
00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:45,767
- Guys, the food's here.
- Yes.

960
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,483
- I'm always ready to eat.
- Thank you so much.

961
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,683
Absolutely.

962
00:33:48,767 --> 00:33:51,082
I'm happy I heard
that you talked to Evan.

963
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:53,767
- You know, I like the guy.
- It's heavy. Meatball hero.

964
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,182
Steak sandwich.

965
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:56,416
- Steak sandwich?
- Yes, bro.

966
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,283
She doesn't get me.
Like, I'm just...

967
00:33:58,367 --> 00:34:00,349
You guys, like I said,
speak a different language.

968
00:34:00,433 --> 00:34:03,483
But I think today that you guys
at least learned

969
00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:06,483
how to say hello
in your language, and, like...

970
00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:07,483
Thank you, babe.

971
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:08,549
I think you guys could
get by.

972
00:34:08,633 --> 00:34:09,949
- Yeah.
- Right now.

973
00:34:10,033 --> 00:34:11,549
I don't think
that Teresa and Jackie

974
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,767
will ever be good friends.

975
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,683
But at the end of the day,

976
00:34:14,767 --> 00:34:16,767
Teresa saw
that it was taken too far,

977
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,149
and she's not gonna go there
with Jackie again.

978
00:34:19,233 --> 00:34:20,949
Here, I'll put you right here
across from Frank.

979
00:34:21,033 --> 00:34:22,383
- There you go.
- Where's Marge's?

980
00:34:22,467 --> 00:34:24,316
- Right here.
- Our food's here.

981
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,650
You have fun?
Did you have fun?

982
00:34:25,734 --> 00:34:27,767
- That was so much fun.
- You guys like it?

983
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,149
It was great, right?
It was fun.

984
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,683
A lot of fun.
Thank you, guys.

985
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:32,416
Oh, you're welcome. Anytime.

986
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,283
The water gets you hungry
doesn't it?

987
00:34:34,367 --> 00:34:35,616
- Starving.
- Always.

988
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,516
- You know what else it does?
- It puts you to sleep.

989
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,683
Like, I'm ready
to go take a nap.

990
00:34:38,767 --> 00:34:40,182
Oh, my God.

991
00:34:40,266 --> 00:34:42,316
Oh, I've been having
trouble sleeping,

992
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,149
and the vibrator helps me
go to sleep.

993
00:34:44,233 --> 00:34:46,216
This is... me and Joe are
partners now

994
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,149
in the dildo business.

995
00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:50,182
Shut this off.
Teresa, shut it off!

996
00:34:50,266 --> 00:34:53,383
It helps me go to bed.
It does.

997
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:54,949
I don't want to say
it releases the poison.

998
00:34:55,033 --> 00:34:56,316
It releases something.

999
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,650
- My endorphins.
- Endorphins.

1000
00:34:57,734 --> 00:34:58,683
- Yeah.
- It releases the poison.

1001
00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:00,249
And then it makes me
feel good.

1002
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:01,383
The poison, Melissa.

1003
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:02,949
I go right to bed
like a baby.

1004
00:35:03,033 --> 00:35:04,416
- Good.
- I do.

1005
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,249
And Bill, has Jen tried
her vibrator?

1006
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,316
No!

1007
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,316
You were here alone
last night.

1008
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,316
I'm just asking.

1009
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,767
I know,
but I'm in Frank's bed...

1010
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,249
- Who cares?
- In Dolores' house.

1011
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,549
That's, like, weirdo sh...

1012
00:35:14,633 --> 00:35:15,683
- That is weird.
- Yeah, it's weird.

1013
00:35:15,767 --> 00:35:17,182
- Right?
- I couldn't get in the groove.

1014
00:35:17,266 --> 00:35:18,349
- Would you like it?
- No.

1015
00:35:18,433 --> 00:35:19,549
- Okay.
- Why?

1016
00:35:19,633 --> 00:35:20,949
It's just, you know,

1017
00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:23,650
sex, I think, is okay
in your bed possibly.

1018
00:35:23,734 --> 00:35:25,683
It's with my husband,
but, like, masturbating?

1019
00:35:25,767 --> 00:35:27,249
I don't know.

1020
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,516
Have you had sex in my house?

1021
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,283
No, I didn't have sex
in the house last night,

1022
00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:31,549
but last night
was a little crazy.

1023
00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:32,650
- Maybe tonight.
- You better.

1024
00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:34,483
Don't you ever leave
my home without...

1025
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:35,650
Come on.

1026
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,616
You understand?
This is a happy home.

1027
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,516
Marge, you and Joe
seem to be good today.

1028
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,283
I don't think I've ever
seen you that mad at him.

1029
00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:47,549
I was mad
that it was brought up.

1030
00:35:47,633 --> 00:35:49,483
I think Jackie was crucified
enough last night...

1031
00:35:49,567 --> 00:35:50,650
I was just over it, yeah.

1032
00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:52,182
- And it wasn't...
- Valid? Valid?

1033
00:35:52,266 --> 00:35:53,349
I don't think
it was necessary

1034
00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:55,216
to even bring that up
last night.

1035
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:56,650
Right, but I didn't
bring it up.

1036
00:35:56,734 --> 00:35:58,650
No, but you're the one
who told Teresa.

1037
00:35:58,734 --> 00:36:00,516
Classic case of shoot
the messenger, and I just...

1038
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,383
No, it wasn't a classic case
of shoot the messenger.

1039
00:36:02,467 --> 00:36:03,583
All I did...
Because eventually...

1040
00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:05,583
You started sh...
And purposely hurt somebody.

1041
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:07,049
You kept it going last night.

1042
00:36:07,133 --> 00:36:08,449
- I was so...
- I kept it going?

1043
00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:09,583
I've been ready
to put this to bed.

1044
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,249
- Yes.
- Okay. Reminder.

1045
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:12,616
- Teresa brought it up.
- No. Joe, let's go.

1046
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:13,982
- Yeah.
- Come on, everyone.

1047
00:36:14,066 --> 00:36:15,367
Let's have a drink. Come on.

1048
00:36:16,567 --> 00:36:18,316
Bring your salad.
This is crazy.

1049
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,549
We just put the drama
to bed last night,

1050
00:36:20,633 --> 00:36:22,516
and these women are
starting again.

1051
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,982
- You are sh... starting.
- I am not sh... starting.

1052
00:36:25,066 --> 00:36:27,583
- You are sh... starting.
- Oh. Sit over here.

1053
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:29,650
I have the right
to my opinion.

1054
00:36:29,734 --> 00:36:31,583
As do I. As do I.

1055
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:32,683
I can't deal
with that anymore.

1056
00:36:32,767 --> 00:36:33,767
I just can't.

1057
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,116
- Yeah.
- Last night was hard.

1058
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,949
Because it went until 1:00
in the morning.

1059
00:36:37,033 --> 00:36:38,316
They don't stop.

1060
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,916
I mean, I just thought
that the way that you treated

1061
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,916
your husband last night...
That was embarrassing.

1062
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,767
The way I treated
my husband last night?

1063
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,583
You talked so down to him.

1064
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:47,650
Did you ever hear it in town,

1065
00:36:47,734 --> 00:36:49,416
from anybody in Tenafly
or Englewood?

1066
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,249
- Tell me right now.
- No.

1067
00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,650
Thank you.

1068
00:36:52,734 --> 00:36:53,683
Let me... ing
tell you something.

1069
00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:54,949
Oh, go ahead.
That's how you...

1070
00:36:55,033 --> 00:36:56,316
I am gonna
tell you something.

1071
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,616
That's how she spoke
to her husband last night.

1072
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,583
Don't ever get in between
myself and my husband.

1073
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:01,483
The way you behave
in front of your husband...

1074
00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:02,683
Okay, but at least
I don't just...

1075
00:37:02,767 --> 00:37:04,249
You embarrass
your entire family.

1076
00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:07,616
I am so drunk.
I can't even just...

1077
00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,650
I'm serious. I'm worried.

1078
00:37:09,734 --> 00:37:11,316
I think you are a sloppy drunk.

1079
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,349
That's the way
you want to behave,

1080
00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,583
and you think
that's upstanding behavior...

1081
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,249
You've told us sloppy moments
that you've had.

1082
00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:22,616
You slept with your boss.

1083
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,416
You're such a douchebag.
I'm sloppy?

1084
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,416
I slept with my boss
as a young girl.

1085
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,982
Sleeping with my boss
was not a sloppy moment.

1086
00:37:29,066 --> 00:37:31,982
It was an older man
in a position of power

1087
00:37:32,066 --> 00:37:34,349
taking advantage of me,
a young girl.

1088
00:37:34,433 --> 00:37:35,516
You started it.

1089
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,982
Do you see what kind
of person you are?

1090
00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:38,383
- No.
- You take something

1091
00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:39,982
when I said
I revealed an intimate moment...

1092
00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:43,049
And I showed you guys
an intimate moment in my life.

1093
00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:44,149
Of you vomiting?

1094
00:37:44,233 --> 00:37:45,616
Of me being vulnerable,
and you take...

1095
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:46,683
When I was a young girl,

1096
00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,283
and I revealed
a vulnerable moment.

1097
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,283
- What I shared with you... yeah.
- You shared sh...

1098
00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:51,916
I just hear Margaret's mouth
back there.

1099
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,349
She's got the lungs.

1100
00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:54,949
You know why you never fight
with your husband?

1101
00:37:55,033 --> 00:37:56,082
'Cause he's your... ing
meal ticket

1102
00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,483
for your whole... ing family.

1103
00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,633
You know what?
I can't stomach her. Pathetic.

1104
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:07,380
I think you are
a sloppy drunk.

1105
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,016
You've told us sloppy moments
that you've had.

1106
00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:14,049
You slept with your boss.

1107
00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:15,516
You're such a douchebag.

1108
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,049
I just hear Margaret's mouth
back there.

1109
00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:18,449
She's got the lungs.

1110
00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:19,982
You know why you never fight
with your husband?

1111
00:38:20,066 --> 00:38:21,182
'Cause he's your... ing
meal ticket

1112
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,982
for your whole... ing family.

1113
00:38:23,066 --> 00:38:26,616
I can't stomach her.

1114
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,149
This was not my fault.

1115
00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:30,449
I'm gonna tell Margaret
to come out here and just...

1116
00:38:30,533 --> 00:38:32,583
- What did you hear?
- We're all gonna be okay.

1117
00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:34,049
When is it gonna end?

1118
00:38:34,133 --> 00:38:35,583
It's actually meals bring out
the worst in them,

1119
00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:36,650
if you think about it.

1120
00:38:36,734 --> 00:38:38,016
I don't want
to be your friend.

1121
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:39,182
I don't want to be yours
either really,

1122
00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:40,616
to be honest with you.

1123
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,182
What? Hello. ****.

1124
00:38:42,266 --> 00:38:43,549
- Swear to God.
- Yeah?

1125
00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:46,049
If I broke a... ing glass,
you're gonna know.

1126
00:38:46,133 --> 00:38:47,483
You got
the wrong... ing girl.

1127
00:38:47,567 --> 00:38:49,082
Dude, you got a point.

1128
00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:51,949
Let's take a protein bar
and just keep doing activities.

1129
00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:55,949
Marge, don't be frustrated.
You know she just talks sh...

1130
00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,549
I don't give two sh... s.

1131
00:38:57,633 --> 00:38:59,683
To say that I slept
with my boss, that was sloppy?

1132
00:38:59,767 --> 00:39:02,116
I said that
in a sensitive moment,

1133
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,616
and she's disgusting.

1134
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,449
Well, you know what?
She stated her opinion.

1135
00:39:05,533 --> 00:39:07,767
- I mean whatever.
- She don't like my opinion.

1136
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,416
I don't like her opinion.
"Sloppy drunk."

1137
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,616
She said, "I would never
speak to my husband like that."

1138
00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:14,549
Of course not.
He's your... ing sugar daddy.

1139
00:39:14,633 --> 00:39:16,583
You're gonna tolerate
any... ing bullsh...

1140
00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:18,683
You're gonna stay home
and be a... ing concubine.

1141
00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:19,982
Ooh.

1142
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:21,383
You want to... ing bring
my A game?

1143
00:39:21,467 --> 00:39:22,483
I'll bring it all... ing day.

1144
00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:25,216
- Don't **** with me today.
- Jesus.

1145
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:27,116
She's like,
"Oh, he's your meal ticket."

1146
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,383
I wouldn't have said
that to you.

1147
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:29,650
That wasn't nice to say.

1148
00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:32,483
You had five kids for this guy,
but Jennifer...

1149
00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:34,516
- Yeah, baby?
- Didn't you learn a lesson,

1150
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,616
though, with everything
last night?

1151
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:37,683
If you don't think it's true,

1152
00:39:37,767 --> 00:39:39,116
then maybe we shouldn't
repeat it,

1153
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,516
even to friends
in the heat of the moment.

1154
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,182
You know, Jennifer's like
the little kid

1155
00:39:43,266 --> 00:39:44,616
at five years old

1156
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,249
that repeats things
that you don't want 'em to.

1157
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:47,549
I didn't think
that was a secret.

1158
00:39:47,633 --> 00:39:49,616
Nobody told me,
"Don't say anything."

1159
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:52,549
So I need Jennifer
to keep her mouth shut.

1160
00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:54,516
Let's just say
this about last night.

1161
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,216
We all said sh...
We didn't mean.

1162
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,049
We all acted like crazy people.

1163
00:39:58,133 --> 00:40:00,683
I threw the... ing cheese
at Dolores' sweet home.

1164
00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:03,249
Last night was
just plain stupid.

1165
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,982
I agree with that.

1166
00:40:05,066 --> 00:40:06,416
Dolores, why don't we

1167
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,216
go grab our guys,
and let's go back to the house

1168
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:09,483
and get ready
for dinner tonight?

1169
00:40:09,567 --> 00:40:10,616
All right,
so we're not rushed.

1170
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,149
Yeah.

1171
00:40:12,233 --> 00:40:13,549
I don't know what the ****
she's talking about.

1172
00:40:13,633 --> 00:40:15,049
Sloppy drunk.

1173
00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:17,949
These are her repressed
memories from her mother.

1174
00:40:18,033 --> 00:40:20,583
I am a social drinker.
I'm not an alcoholic, okay?

1175
00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:22,449
- Let's go.
- Don't project

1176
00:40:22,533 --> 00:40:25,016
what you went through
with your mother on me.

1177
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:27,683
- We're leaving already?
- What's happening?

1178
00:40:27,767 --> 00:40:30,116
- Nothing. We're gonna go.
- I'm gonna go sit outside.

1179
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,549
I'm gonna grab towels.
We can lay out, okay?

1180
00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:34,149
Bye. I love you guys.
Mwah.

1181
00:40:34,233 --> 00:40:36,082
We'll see you guys
at La Mondina later.

1182
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,683
- Can I throw you in the pool?
- No.

1183
00:40:37,767 --> 00:40:39,182
- Evan.
- Gonna do some pull-ups?

1184
00:40:39,266 --> 00:40:40,549
I'm gonna go
lay out actually.

1185
00:40:40,633 --> 00:40:42,449
Yeah. Come on, Evan. Jump in.

1186
00:40:42,533 --> 00:40:44,149
Girls, what happened
at the table after we left?

1187
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,149
She's so annoying, Margaret.

1188
00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:48,549
I am fuming.
You know I'm fuming right?

1189
00:40:48,633 --> 00:40:50,182
What the hell happened?

1190
00:40:50,266 --> 00:40:51,500
She's an asshole.

1191
00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:54,982
I was like,
"That was your fault."

1192
00:40:55,066 --> 00:40:56,516
You told Teresa something.

1193
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,149
You guys brought it up
last night.

1194
00:40:58,233 --> 00:41:00,182
Then you got in the middle
of my husband and my fight.

1195
00:41:00,266 --> 00:41:02,767
You're like, "Yeah he said it.
He said it."

1196
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,182
How am I getting blamed

1197
00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:06,082
for getting in between
your marriage?

1198
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:07,516
Like, maybe there's
already something wrong

1199
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,049
with your marriage okay?

1200
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,216
And you know what else
she said to me?

1201
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,483
"Well, I think that was sloppy

1202
00:41:11,567 --> 00:41:12,916
when you slept
with one of your bosses."

1203
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:13,982
- Oh, come on.
- I was like, "You know what?

1204
00:41:14,066 --> 00:41:15,116
"I could have been judging you

1205
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,116
with your sleeping your way
to the top."

1206
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,616
That was where it went
awry, downhill.

1207
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:21,549
I'm just saying she slept
with her boss to get ahead.

1208
00:41:21,633 --> 00:41:23,583
I revealed that
in an intimate moment,

1209
00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:25,316
and I said
it was very upsetting.

1210
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,949
- And she threw that in my face.
- Wow.

1211
00:41:27,033 --> 00:41:29,049
Jennifer really has to watch
what she says to me.

1212
00:41:29,133 --> 00:41:30,583
She knew it would hurt you,
in that moment.

1213
00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:32,049
That's why she brought it up.

1214
00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:34,116
I am this far
from ripping her to shreds.

1215
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,650
That's a low blow.

1216
00:41:35,734 --> 00:41:37,549
Well, there's a reason
she has no friends.

1217
00:41:37,633 --> 00:41:40,216
They were doing good,
until the last...

1218
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,016
"You... ed your boss,"
that came out.

1219
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,549
I was hoping that wouldn't,
but it did.

1220
00:41:44,633 --> 00:41:46,349
I mean let's see if it's
gonna be a peaceful night.

1221
00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:47,982
We'll see.

1222
00:41:48,066 --> 00:41:51,016
Something tells me
dinner's not gonna be quiet.

1223
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:52,283
Coming up this season

1224
00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:54,016
on "The Real Housewives
of New Jersey"...

1225
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:57,116
- Whoo!
- Oh, just twerking.

1226
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,016
How do I look?
You sexy bitch.

1227
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,016
- Hi, Frank.
- Oh, my God.

1228
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,082
Well, I gotta tell you

1229
00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:03,216
I've eaten
much better ass than that.

1230
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:04,349
Oh!

1231
00:42:04,433 --> 00:42:06,182
Who are these guys
right here?

1232
00:42:06,266 --> 00:42:07,616
Teresa, this is
what you need.

1233
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:09,516
Jennifer Aydin,
will you marry me?

1234
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,182
No... ing way.

1235
00:42:11,266 --> 00:42:12,616
You haven't had
sex yet, right?

1236
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:15,516
Why do you need to know
information about my life?

1237
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,216
Giacinto Gorga,
we will remember you

1238
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,516
for the rest of our lives.

1239
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,049
Thank you
for showing this family

1240
00:42:20,133 --> 00:42:23,650
we can overcome anything
because we were strong.

1241
00:42:23,734 --> 00:42:25,549
I know they have things going
on in their relationship.

1242
00:42:25,633 --> 00:42:27,116
They do.

1243
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,982
Right now, you could say,
like, kind of they're broken.

1244
00:42:29,066 --> 00:42:30,016
We're growing apart.

1245
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,316
- Maybe we are.
- Maybe we are.

1246
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,949
What's the deal with Teresa?

1247
00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:34,349
I hear all over
she's got a new boyfriend.

1248
00:42:34,433 --> 00:42:36,316
Why isn't she introducing
anybody to this guy?

1249
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,616
I don't know.

1250
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:39,633
I feel like you're, like,
in love with him.

1251
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:46,383
You seem like it.

1252
00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:47,650
You have a problem
with perception.

1253
00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:49,383
- It's a little tone deaf.
- It's my tone.

1254
00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:52,283
You don't like the music,
change the channel, bitch.

1255
00:42:52,367 --> 00:42:55,182
You called me
a male chauvinistic.

1256
00:42:55,266 --> 00:42:57,650
I don't need anyone calling
my husband chauvinistic,

1257
00:42:57,734 --> 00:42:59,767
'cause whatever you think
I'm dealing with,

1258
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,116
it's probably more.

1259
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,249
I'm not gonna give up
what I want to do.

1260
00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:04,516
You're holding me back.

1261
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,316
Listen, go be whatever
you want to be in life.

1262
00:43:07,431 --> 00:43:09,331
We're done.